Hey sportsfans….we start off with a bang tonight as we have Dr Brett, the Love Doctor, back, along with Luba the Sex Therapist. They’ll tell us about the weirdest patients they’ve ever treated, and then we’ll get into some sex news with Newsgirl Maymay and Morgan the Confused Young Girl: A woman pleasuring herself in a Walmart bathroom? With what? You’ll have to listen to find out. (Ethan’s a little skeptical about this news story, but one thing’s for sure– Rich has some great wisecracks and you’ll be laughing your ass off.)
All right now on Sex on Kava!
Tonight it’s the 5th anniversary of Awa Na Kava’s existence! We’re hosting the podcast in the midst of this gala event and we’ve brought out some of your favorite Awa Na Kava denizens as guests this week: Substitute Newsgirl Leslie; Fisherman Rusty, and of course, Scott the Homosexual! Maymay has customer service issues with her mechanic, and for once, Ethan gets to tell her she’s wrong. Leslie’s got advice for anyone who needs a mechanic. Scott the Homosexual will offer his butthole to Rusty, Ethan, and Rich, in that order. And Rusty will run away. It’s weird sex, gay sex, weird news, games, insanity, and fun, almost live from Awa Na Kava on this very special Saturday night of Sex on Kava!
In Part 2 of this week’s episode with the one and only Ridiculous, it’s the return of Newsgirl Heather Hatcher! Ethan tries to provoke a newsgirl rivalry between Maymay & Heather, but everyone just ends up making fun of his effeminate nature instead. Then we play a round of Maymay’s Guess the B.S. which takes us to some very weird places, indeed. Don’t miss it, right now on Sex on Kava!
Tonight, South Florida comedian Ridiculous joins us for the full episode! He’ll tell us why he’s one of the most controversial, and yet most booked, comedians on the local scene. Morgan the Child will drop by to tell us why she’s a fan of Ridiculous, and, of course, we’ve got some weird sex news from Maymay Durand.
As this week’s episode with Kat Toledo continues, Cary the Gay Guy tells us about his visit to the MMA locker room after playing the bagpipes… and we have a very long conversation about sausage with absolutely no homoerotic overtones. Then, we play Guess the B.S. with Cary and this week’s guest, the fabulous Kat Toledo! Ethan and Rich will talk about the pros and cons of playing pranks on the mentally ill, and Kat Toledo will try to maintain consciousness and stay funny on this very late night of Sex On Kava!
In tonight’s episode, comedian Kat Toledo joins us for the full episode. Kat is a veteran of the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater in New York, has been on the Chris Gethard show, and opened for Eric Andre in Miami earlier this year. Also, she personally knows several famous people!
Tonight, Kat will tell us about her fake Star Trek writing credits and help us dig into the mind of Newsgirl Maymay. We’ll talk about pussy jokes and LBJ’s balls. Rich & Ethan will talk about being mista [...]
It’s another unmissable episode of Sex on Kava! Just a single part this week, but we’ve packed twice as much fun into every minute! Local comedian John Gregory is our guest, fresh off of headlining the Komedy Night show at Awa Na Kava. He’ll tell us about how to sound successful at a young age (lie a lot). Newsgirl Maymay is absent but we’ve got a lovely substitute newsgirl, Jacky Jacqueline the Stewardess! Ethan will tell us about their almost-date; and Harvey will step in to try to get Ethan to abandon his heterosexuality. Later on, South Florida comedienne Julie Baez will show up, fresh from a visit to the local male strip club! After that we’ll investigate the eyeball-licking fetish with Jaqueline the Stewardess, and Mr. Payne the shop teacher w [...]
Willonius Hatcher continues to join us in Part 2 of this week’s episode of Sex on Kava! And this is a hilarious, action-packed segment. First we talk about Maymay’s problem with dicks, then we hear the News with Maymay about a woman who pretended to be a man (complete with a fake dick) and tricked a woman into marrying her. After that, Rusty the Fisherman joins us and talks about his views about women who engage in group sex, angering Maymay, and we get another visit from shop teacher Mr. Payne, who has some safety tips for people engaging in orgies. Finally, we get to chat with Alexander the Male Strip Club Employee, who drops in and tells us some of the titillating details of life in a male strip club. As we finish off the episode, Willonius gives us some insights into his approach to life, and his approach to comedy.
In tonight’s episode, Willonius “Willy Dynomite” Hatcher joins us for the full episode! He talks about his experience visiting a gay club in New York (he’s not gay though), and what it’s like to live in San Francisco and see the Folsom Street Fair. Then for some reason everyone makes fun of Ethan for being gay. Then, during the break, Maymay & Willonius recruit one of the guys from the male strip club down the street to talk on the podcast (coming up in Part 2, stay tuned). It’s the gayest episode of Sex on Kava ever!
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As tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava continues, Noshod Barrow, AKA @lotusnugget, keeps us entertained, telling us about his unique approaches to both dating and comedy! Then, Maymay gets upset about racism and lets it all out on the podcast, making Rich & Ethan very uncomfortable, but then things get really deep and interesting! Finally, Ethan’s got some complaints about local businesses, of course, and Maymay is not sympathetic. For future anthropologists, it’s a fascinating look into what it’s like to hang out at a kava bar at 2AM in the early 21st century… and it’s damn entertaining, too! Thanks for listening.
On tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava, we’re joined by South Florida comedian Noshod Barrow. We jump into the sex & love right away with a relationship update from Morgan the Kava Girl (apparently her boyfriend broke up with her because he found her annoying… shocking!) Then, it’s right on to another sex question, this time, from a dude, about whether it’s a good idea to keep sleeping with a girl after the relationship is over.
As we enter the home stretch of this 3-part super-size episode with guest Eric Rosenblum, Rusty the Fisherman gives some advice on how to use Tinder effectively, we get to some Moore News, and then Leslie the Substitute Newsgirl decides to weigh in on Newsgirl Maymay’s story about the woman who got the wrong color sperm at the sperm bank! It’s raw, it’s flithy, and you won’t find anything like it, anywhere else. It’s Sex on Kava with Ethan Moore & Rich Kennedy!
Comedian Eric Rosenblum continues to join us for the funniest segments we’ve ever recorded. We start off on a racially uncomfortable note as Rich talks about fish-out-of-water experience as a white guy in Amityville, New York, as the bus driver for a reform school with an almost exclusively African-American student body. We learn about some of the popular racial slurs he heard on a daily basis. Then, things get even more uncomfortable as Maymay reads our news story, about a white lady who was accidentally given semen from a black guy at a sperm clinic, and is now suing because she gave birth to a racially-mixed baby. It may be uncomfortable, but it’s definitely fertile grounds for comedy on Sex on Kava!
Ethan has returned from New York and we’ve got a super-sized, 3 part episode for you this week! Comedian Eric Rosenblum is our guest, and we’ll talk to him about New York City comedy and his company, Southgate Design, which has special deals for comedians who need business cards. But most importantly: How to get lucky on Tinder! Newsgirl Maymay is disgusted with all of us, of course… and, she’ll have a great news segment coming up in Part 2, so stay tuned to Sex on Kava!
This episode gets really interesting as Produce Pete joins us and shows us how to pick up women with his patented “napkin” technique. Then, live on the podcast, he demonstrates his skills and brings a couple of girls over to talk! Drama ensues as the girls talk about their experience at the male strip club next door to the kava bar, and it emerges that one of the girls, Lexi, found out earlier today that her husband has been cheating on her! It’s late night controversy and comedy, right here on Sex on Kava!
Our guest this week is simply the love between Rich, Ethan, and Maymay… well, that and the many random people that wander into the podcast throughout the show!
Our episode with sexy comedian Brandon Bennington continues, we’ve got Moore News, Brandon will tell us some of his no-fail pickup lines (hint: they’re not much more complicated than Creepy Greg’s line), and we’ll hear how Ethan & Rich lost their virginity (and no, it wasn’t to each other, despite what you’re hearing from Morgan the 17-year-old-smartass). It’s Sex, laughter, and weirdness, late night at Awa Na Kava Lounge, served up on Sex on Kava!
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On tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava, we’re joined by sexy comedian Brandon Bennington. Brandon will let Ethan & Rich in on his secret for doing so well with the ladies: Just be super tall and good-looking! Then, Newsgirl Maymay has a story about some mischievous Florida teenagers; guess what her solution to the problem is? Chop chop! It’s more Sex on Kava on sexonkava.com!
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In Part 2 of this week’s episode, comedians Dan Long & Minda Mo will tell us about their secret to having a successful relationship in the Florida comedy scene; Maymay will continue her crusade against the penis; and then, Rusty the Fisherman will stop by and have a chat with Harvey, Middle-Aged Jewish Bisexual, about embracing his latent homosexuality! The laughs continue on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava: We’re joined at the kava by by South Florida comedy power couple, Dan Long & Minda Mo! These two crazy kids are both hilarious as they help us tackle why Ethan’s a jerk, what’s going on in the comedy scene in South Florida, and the sex news with Maymay. Also, Maymay will try to convince Minda to go along with her crazy scheme of mandatory penis removal, and Minda will come out as a staunch defender of the male unit, no matter that it’s sometimes misused. So far, Maymay’s crusade is a lonely one, but she seems determined to continue it–at least until Rich & Ethan shut off her microphone. It’s wackiness, it’s comedy, it’s… it’s… Sex on Kava!
As we continue the show with Part 2, South Florida comedian Kevin Javier joins the gang. The segment starts off uncomfortably as Ethan tries to interview a girl that Kevin is trying to pick up at the kava bar. She’s 19 and sexy, but we need a crowbar to pry out any information about her relationship at all! Maymay tries to come to her rescue, but to no avail. Next we’ve got some news and some traffic, then Ethan is pissed off about E. Coli warnings and contact lenses. Finally, Kavatender Derek joins us for the final segment and tells a story about Bill Clinton that Rich hypes as “awesome”. (Ethan disagrees.) It’s more comedy, more controversy on Sex On Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava: We’re recording at Awa Na Kava Lounge on a Sunday night (what?) because Rich & Ethan both had Saturday night gigs. But the bar is still loaded with hot chicks and some of them get on the mic to talk to us.
Comedian Mike Atcherson joins us for Part 1 as the alluring Rachel has a question about a “friends with benefits” situation. As usual, the boys behave shamefully and Newsgirl Maymay gets disgusted. Then we cover a news story about Disney Wo [...]
Mike Sowa heads home but we are still rockin’ it on Sex On Kava! We’re joined by two lovely flight attendants from an airline which shall remain nameless, and one of them is wondering why guys she meets on Tinder don’t call back after a hookup; the other one doesn’t have this problem, because she only likes girls! We delve into this, and the differences in how men and women use Tinder, as things heat up on Sex on Kava! Then Ethan’s got some Moore News, we hear from Barry White, and, finally, Maymay and Ethan get into an argument about how to behave properly if you’re a retail clerk! Rich has to referee, and hilarity ensues. Enjoy!
It’s another great episode of Sex on Kava. Tonight, we find out what happened to Newsgirl Maymay’s mouth; comedian Mike Sowa drops by to tell us a story of debauchery from the South Florida comedy scene; then: Sex on the beach! For some reason Ethan starts raving about idiots, Florida pride, and styrofoam, and Rich has to calm him down. It’s your weekly dose of conversation, comedy, and kava, delivered as always almost live from Awa Na Kava Lounge in the heart of Ft. Lauderdale!
Nadia Danowska has to leave but the fun continues as Rich & Ethan hang with comedians Khalil Phillips & Mike Sowa and talk about more of the week’s news stories. Then, some guy named Cameron has a story about “pipe-fitting”, if you know what we mean; Creepy Greg shows up again and shares his foolproof pickup techniques, and finally, Cary the Gay Guy brings us in for a soft landing with a discussion of what gay and straight people can learn from one another. It’s outrageous, it’s offensive, and it’s definitely un-PC… but somehow, it’s hard to turn off once you start listening! Join us for more Sex on Kava!