On tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava, we’re joined by Matt Guralsky, standup comedian and employee of both an unnamed hospital and an unnamed national upmarket grocery chain. He’ll tell us about the strange customers/patients he encounters and the grocery store’s inexplicaple racism towards gypsies, but, more importantly, he’ll put his psychology degree to work unpacking Maymay’s emotional blockage, Rich’s multiple personality disorder, and Ethan’s multiple mental illnesses. Everybody’s sick, and it’s hilarious! Plus, news with Maymay, Creepy Greg, Mr. Payne, and more!
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Tonight on the season 2 premiere we’ve got up-and-coming Miami comic Paul Julmeus! We talk about the show he did with Hannibal Buress and why Miami audiences have a hard time acting right at comedy shows. We hear a little from Harvey, the 51-year old Jewish bisexual, Ethan claims that sexuality is fluid (Rich calls him a fruitcake), we talk about Creepy Greg’s creepy childhood, and… will Maymay and Ethan finally consummate their love? Find out right here, on Sex on Kava!
And stay tuned for Part 2, out tomorrow, when we’ll have more with Paul Julmeus and finally plumb the depths of Maymay’s darkness!
As our special Anniversary edition of Sex on Kava continues, we’ve got more revelations from Creepy Greg about his life as a teenage prostitute in New York! Newsgirl Maymay grills him on his feelings, Ethan wants to know what the going rate was, and Rich Kennedy has wacky sound effects and jokes! Join us on this Very Special Episode as we find out the origin of Creepy Greg’s creepiness. Plus, Mr. Payne, the Sex Ed teacher, Guess the BS, and Cooking with Semen! And Southgate Design is blowing up prices! All right here, only on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re celebrating the end of our first glorious year! Listen as we welcome Mistress Cruella, Evil Norm MacDonald, Eric Rosenblum, Harvey, David Bowie, Mr. Payne, and more! Plus, Ethan gets on Maymay’s bad side (what else is new) and Cary the Gay Guy tries to mediate… with mixed results. We’ve also got news, weather, and traffic with Maymay and Rich “Sly Ricky D” Kennedy up in the traffic-copter! Finally, Creepy Greg joins us to tell us about creeping on some of his old high school class. It gets really interesting as we dig deeper into Creepy Greg’s past, and he tells us about his going rate for a handjob as a teenage prostitute. This fascinating discussion really heats up in part 2, so don’t forget to tune in tomorrow!
As we continue Mike Sowa’s intervention, we’ve got Cary the Gay Guy weighing in on whether Rich’s roommate Jimmy was gay! He’s also got some outlandishly erotic (and really, really gay) tales from the meat department! Plus we learn more about penis pumps, and also the practice of “sounding”. Then Noshod Barrow shows up for a hilarious round of bestiality-themed Guess the BS (thanks, Maymay…) and some #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! Listen, as once again, the show reaches a new low, and hilarity ensues.
Tonight on the podcast, we’ve got local comedian Mike Sowa. Ethan tries to make out with Maymay, we learn about the spiritual fulfillment of having an artificially enhanced penis, and Mike tells us about how to drive drunk. The podcast kind of turns into an intervention at this point, and Mike’s mom even calls in! It’s compelling drama served with a side of hilarity, only on Sex on Kava!
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As we continue this week’s episode, we’re talking to Creepy Greg about why he’s upset with Rich; and we’ve got honorary Kava Kook, Chelsea, in the house, to talk about what happens when guys (like Greg) try to game you. Greg will explain exactly what happens– he invites ‘em over (to fuck!) Then Maymay has the news, we talk about Thai virgins, and Noshod Barrow shows up drunk and depressed for an unscheduled edition of #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! It’s another wild & crazy episode of Sex on Kava!
Tonight on the show, hot local comic Willonius Hatcher joins us! We talk about his last appearance on Sex on Kava and why he wanted us to delete the episode (and why we didn’t end up doing it.) Then we’ve got more drama as we talk about Hannibal Buress’s surprise appearance at the show Willonius and Paul Julmeus cohost in Wynwood at Gramps… and hear how Ethan ruined Hannibal’s night! Finally, we talk about Fame, and how she’s a fickle mistress. And we talk to someone who knows fame all too well as we get a transmission from the astral plane as David Bowie calls in once again! It’s in poor taste, really, but it’s fucking great– and that’s what Sex on Kava is all about!
As this week’s episode continues, we talk about boners, arson, and the Creepy Greg theme song with guest comedian Eric Rosenblum. Then Pistol Pete joins us for a prostitution-themed round of “Guess the BS” with Maymay. Finally, we’ve got Shoddy Barrow in the house for his new segment, “So This Is What We Do Now”! And he’ll also tell us whey Ben Affleck is overrated. Riotous fun for all!
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On tonight’s Sex on Kava, we’re joined by the hilarious Eric Rosenblum. Great stuff tonight as Rich tells us about the new “don’t be an asshole” policy at Awa Na Kava, we compare life in Vietnam and Fiji, and we’ll hear about the demise of Kava Komedy Monday. Then, the beautiful and hilarious Dr. Anna Lepeley drops by to talk about how to stay horny and healthy, and we find out that Ethan is living on borrowed time! Also, Newsgirl Maymay has a Florida story about bestiality… Ethan tries to make the best of it, but everyone else is thoroughly disgusted. As usual on Sex on Kava we seem to reach a new low of depravity every single week! Come plumb the depths with us, and thanks for listening!
As we return in Part 2 of this week’s episode, we’ve got everyone’s favorite Kava Kook, Creepy Greg! He joins the gang and this week’s guest comedian, Noam Manor, and she tries to teach him how to improv, with hilarious results. We’ll also dissect the Creepy Greg theme song, say hello to our Israeli listeners and talk about whether a breakfast date is a good idea. And, of course, we’ve got Guess the BS with Maymay! It’s sick, it’s weird, but it’s eminently listenable… it’s Sex on Kava!
Tonight’s guest is the lovely and talented Noam Manor, but our friend Artesse Lector is also here, promoting the Stand-up Kings show he’s doing with Ridiculous and Maymay! We talk about Ridiculous and controversial approaches to promotion, doing Sex on Kava last week out by the dumpster, and dick pics, to Maymay’s dismay. Also: We love how Noam Manor is booking lots of women for comedy in South Florida.
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As tonight’s episode out by the dumpster at Awa Na Kava continues, we’ll find out why Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow is a great guest host, and why Maymay doesn’t want to cut off anyone’s Johnson these days. (End of an era?) Then, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: We get an update with Creepy Greg! We’ll find out about the play he’s getting because he’s Creepy Greg, How to Be a Gentleman, and whether Hot Brittany will get creeped out! Also, we’re on in Long Island, apparently! Shout out to Suffolk County! Follow us on instagram at @sexonkava
Rich is out tonight but we’ve got Noshod Barrow guest hosting up a storm, as we’re joined by South Florida comedienne Jacky Beren, LA’s Dave Gregory, Hot Brittany, and of course, Newsgirl Maymay & Ethan. We talk about why we’re recording tonight’s episode in the parking lot, where Rich is, and most of all, Dave Gregory’s influence on Ethan, both in terms of comedy, and in terms of dick pics. In fact, during this episode, Ethan sends a dick pic Jacky, Maymay, and Brittany, and we get to hear their reactions live on the air! Plus, we do news with Maymay, find out whether Noshod would have sex with a shemale, and Dave gets mad at Ethan! Plus: Dick pic lighting tips. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of sex and comedy tonight on Sex on Kava! Don’t miss it! Follow us on instagram @sexonkava.
As this unmissable episode continues, we’ve still got Dave Gregory, LA comic, who will be appearing on HBO in the upcoming Bryan Cranston film, All the Way. We learn why the Valley girl voice is hot, why Ethan deserves to be made fun of, and Dave goes deep with comedy secrets. We’ve got Guess the BS with Newsgirl Maymay, but maybe most importantly, we learn even more about dick pics… in fact, Dave Gregory will send Maymay a dick pic, live, on the air! Her reaction is priceless, and yours will be too! Thanks for listening. Follow us on instagram @sexonkava!
Tonight we cover the important political issues– diabetes, snowbunnies, and most of all, dick pics, with the hilarious Dave Gregory, Vine sensation, actor, and amazingly talented comedian from LA. Then we have a very special segment with candidates Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, who stop by the kava bar to kiss some babies and press the flesh! It’s absolutely unmissable– If you only listen to one episode of Sex on Kava, do yourself a favor and listen to this one! Part 2 out tomorrow!
On Part 2 of tonight’s Sex on Kava, we’re joined by comedian Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow and kava kooks Wacky Jacqui & Creepy Greg! As we continue from Part 1, Wacky Jacqui continues to act out, relentlessly both molesting Rich Kennedy and the Sex on Kava microphone! Newsgirl Maymay is displeased… but we don’t really find out how much she can’t stand Jacqui until after the break, when Jacqui leaves and both Maymay and Shoddy tell us what they really think! Plus: Creepy Greg tells us about his new Facebook page! Noshod and Ethan are planning a dance-off! And Wacky Jacqui does give out some some great blowjob tips… all on this hil [...]
It’s Sex on Kava! Tonight’s guest is Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow, but we’ve also got “Wacky” Jacqui A, aspiring comedian, and current crazy person, along for the ride. We’ll hear about her tricking Ethan and Shoddy into a night out on the town, and Shoddy teaching Ethan how to dance the Kid ‘n Play. And we’ll hear about the restraining order South Florida comic Brandon “Barrington“ is putting out on Wacky Jacqui. Plus, yoni massages, slam pieces, Mistress Cruella, female orgasms, necrophilia, and virtual reality– no joke, we cover all of these. The insanity is turned up to “11” tonight on Sex on Kava, and it’s entertaining as hell! Enjoy.
As we continue this week’s Sex on Kava with Elgin David from the upcoming season of MTV’s Wild ‘n Out, we start right off with an update from Creepy Greg on the girls he’s currently creeping on. Also, a bachelorette demonstrates fellatio on a penis-shaped straw; Ethan and Mark the Computer Guy compete to marry Rich and Newsgirl Jacky Jacqueline, and Elgin David and Rich do freestyle raps about Creepy Greg! It’s all right here on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ve got the multi-talented Elgin David, comedian, actor, B-boy, DJ, rapper, and star of the upcoming season of MTV’s Wild ‘N Out! He’ll tell us about what it’s like to be on MTV and then do a kava tasting with Terra the Sexy Stewardess! Also… find out about Elgin’s beef with Newsgirl Maymay, who boycotted his appearance and is a no-call no-show tonight! Fortunately, Jacky Jacqueline is here to sub in and read the news. Also… Rich and Jacky have a special announcement. Listen to find out! Right here, on Sex on Kava!
It’s all about the ladies as we continue the show with Boca Raton comedienne Jen Hellman. She’ll tell us about how her marriage & divorce affected her standup, and then she and Newsgirl Maymay will weigh in on the issue of whether women have an advantage as standup comics. This is a really great discussion, even if you’re not a standup comic! You’ll also get to find out what Ethan & Rich really think of Amy Schumer… And, we’ve got Guess the BS & loud sex! All right now on Sex on Kava.
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Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re joined by the vivacious Jen Hellman! (And her little dog, Nico!) She’ll tell us about sneaking her pocket dog into open mics, why fake boobs are so great (though hers are real!), and being newly single after a divorce. Then we get a special Valentine’s Day visit from Creepy Greg, who’ll tell us about what he plans to do for his ladyfriends for the holiday. (Hint: #InviteEmOver.)
As this week’s episode of Sex on Kava continues, we’re still joined by guest comedian Matt Bellak: We’ve got more from Harvey, who’ll tell us about drugs in the butt; we’ll learn about Matt Bellak’s loveless sexual encounters; and Ethan will tell us about the ins and outs of the devil’s 3-way he had back in college. We’ll do some News with Maymay… and then Matt will realize, with mounting horror, that maybe Maymay isn’t kidding about her campaign against the johnson! Finally, Eric Rosenblum will stop in for a hilarious round of Guess the BS! Don’t miss this action-packed episode of Sex on Kava.
On tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava, we’re joined by Improv favorite Matt Bellak, fresh off headlining the Komedy Night show this past Saturday at Awa Na Kava! We’ll talk about Ubering to open mics, taking your date to Olive Garden or Denny’s; what the deal is with “blowjob queens”, and why no-one dares to give Newsgirl Maymay oral sex (hint: it has something to do with a watermelon!) Plus, Rich will tell the South Florida comedy scene about our ridiculous reasons for changing Kava Komedy Monday! Oh, and Ethan gets a Superbowl party invitation from Harvey, the 51-year-old Jewish bisexual. All right now on Sex on Kava!