This week, we’ve got Mike Sowa in the house, and for once, he’s sober! In fact, he hit bottom on episode #51 of last season’s Sex on Kava, and he’ll tell us about what it was like to have his alcoholism documented for all to hear, and how his recovery is going… and how Sex on Kava saved his life! We’re doing the Lord’s work! Also, we’ve got guest Newsgirl, the very sexy, very naughty, Nadia Danowska! And she’s got a very funny motherfucking news story for all you perverts. Plus, she’ll show us how to talk dirty in Polish… and we do some Polish jokes! Only the highest of high-brow humor for our listeners. Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org!
In this episode of Sex on Kava, Creepy Greg joins us, along with awkward comedian Fasil Malik, and Eric Rosenblum, super shy comedian, and we’ll see who can be creepier! Also, we have some nice things to say about Newsgirl Maymay, who’s recently left the show. And we’ll find out about Ethan’s weird attraction to specific kinds of transwomen (which he insists upon calling “ladyboys”), and the idea of having sex with a replica of himself. Narcissism, anyone? Plus, found out what Creepy Greg thinks about pubic hair, and what a good sport Fasil Malik is about terrorism humor!
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This week we talk about the fallout from last week’s episode wherein Newsgirl Maymay walked out! That’s right, it’s Sex on Drama, and we’ve got mail from our listeners, who have a lot to say about the whole thing. Ethan will confess to being an asshole, and Junior Producer Jackie (who is taking over as newsgirl) will give us her opinion on the matter. Plus we’ll talk to this week’s guest, the uniquely awkward comedian Fasil Malik, about being the only Muslim comic in town and why his comedy is so clean. Oh, and Fasil will finally get a chance to respond to the charges of plagiarism leveled against him in the media by Miami comic John Gregory! It’s an explosive episode of Sex on Kava. Listen now! And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
It’s the most explosive edition of Sex on Kava ever! Hear Maymay walk out, return, and talk about doing violence to Ethan, as the tension finally comes to a boil. In past episodes of the podcast, Newsgirl Maymay has discussed her lack of sexual experience, but this week, when Ethan brings it up once again, Maymay won’t stand for it! This week’s guests, Phillip Isme, Artesse Lector, and Kevin Taylor, watch in shock at and wonder if Ethan will survive her wrath. Charges of racism are hurled, Junior Producer Jackie gets into the mix, and of course, Rich Kennedy has silly sound effects! Don’t miss this amazing episode of Sex on Kava!
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(Maymay originally discussed her virginity, along with her attitudes toward love in general, in Part 2 of the Season 2 Premiere. If you want to hear that, listen HERE.
Tonight it’s an especially hilarious episode as we welcome comedian Phillip Isme into the insanity of Sex on Kava. We talk about Ethan’s wild times in Jakarta, Pokemon Go at Awa Na Kava, having your prostate milked, and more. Local comics Kevin Taylor and Artesse Lector (Hennessy Williams III) also get into the action. And about halfway through this episode, Ethan shocks Maymay, Kevin, Artesse, and Phillip by saying that he would not get into a fight with someone who disrespected him, and that he thinks the entire concept of respect is bullshit. Is Ethan a bitch or a pacifist? You decide! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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This may be the best Sex on Kava segment ever! We’ve got Naughty Nadia, Larry “Law” Ream the porn star (and photographer), and the hilarious Lamonte Stewart all on the mic, and Larry tells you how to get into porn in one day, if you’re a straight dude! He’ll tell us about having sex with anal queen Amy Reid (in his very first scene in porn!), getting kicked off a porn set, and fake orgasms for men! Naughty Nadia tells us whether she’d consider porn, and we discuss whether it’s degrading to women (and what about feminist porn?) Plus: Newsgirl Maymay gives us a news story about child rape robots, and whether they should be legal. Junior Producer Jackie and Ethan have opposing opinions about this… Feel the tension!
And if you’re in South Florida and need photographs, don’t forget to mention “Sex on Kava” to Lawrence Ream Photography for 20% off! (He does headshots, events, and a lot more, so whether you’re in showbiz, need wedding pics, or want some sexy cheesecake shots for your anniversary, Law is your man!)
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ll hear from South Florida comedian Lamonte Stewart, Naughty Nadia Danowska, and Ethan’s little brother, Elliot! Topics include having your salad tossed by a nice lady, fraternal masturbation, the Kratom kraze, Donald Trump, and college sports at the University of South Florida! Oh, and Newsgirl Maymay is drunk on gin! The party never stops on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava our guest is the always entertaining Artesse Lector, AKA Henessy Williams III. Plus we have some sexy twins from Peru! We’ll find out if they sound different, even if they look the same… then Artesse will terrify them and their hot friend Marisol by discussing fisting and BDSM right off the bat! Plus he’ll explain to Ethan why the race of a girl’s father affects how they talk dirty. Plus, our first live read from our new sponsor, Ohm City Vapor, Mike the Vapor Guy, proper dildo use, and much much more!
So excited to bring you this brand-new “Best of” edition of Sex on Kava! We’ve packed a lot of funny into a few short minutes here, so strap in! We’re talking about penis pumps, homoerotic homophobia, fisting, sounding, being dominated by Mistress Cruella– and that’s just in the first 10 minutes! We’ve also got Cary the Gay guy sharing the intimate secrets of the South Florida gay male culture, Creepy Greg telling us about his deep, dark past (and how he got to be so creepy), and Ethan wearing a dress! Plus, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders! And some of your favorite guests: Eric Rosenblum, Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow, Hanz Rivero, Jen Hellman, Terra the Flight Attendant, Mike Sowa, Raya Elias-Pushett, Morgan the Child, Josh Rosen, and the very sexy Jackie Jacqueline! All right here on the Best of Sex on Kava, Volume III!
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got South Florida rapper/comedian Kevin Perry, plus our old friend Eric Rosenblum! Kevin and Ethan are fresh off the Burnt Toast Roast Battle this past Saturday at the Funky Buddha. We’ll hear all the scuttlebutt from the local comedy scene, plus Kevin tells us about his former life of crime, prison, and we do some news with Maymay Durand. Plus, porn for the blind! It’s Sex on Kava… have it now!
In Part 2 we continue our discussion with the disturbed but highly entertaining mind of Hanz Rivero… we’re talking about self-doubts and comedy, and we get to hear more of RIch Kennedy’s Tales from the Music Biz! Plus, Rap Battle between Ethan and Hanz, we talk about improv and the Villain Theater with Hanz, and it’s a special, “extra-dark” edition of Guess the BS with Maymay! Keep that dial locked in to Sex on Kava, the fastest growing outlaw radio in North America!!!
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Tonight on the podcast, Hanz Rivero! He’s funny and he’s from Miami. He’s here to promote his Father’s Day show, “Daddy Issues”, at Churchill’s this Sunday, June 19, but we’ll also get him to open up about his deepest, darkest fetishes, mostly involving choking. We’ll also talk about furries, lactation, and dirty tattoos… and we’ll find out what “Breed My Hole” means from Cary, our Sex on Kava Gay Correspondent! Oh, and just where is Maymay? Find out, right now on Sex on Kava! And don’t miss Part 2, out tomorrow!
Tonight in Part 2, Ethan and tonight’s guest, Raya Elias-Pushett are doing an improv demo of a first date! Will Maymay get jealous? Also, we’ll hear about crying after sex, why Rich is a master kava brewer (but only a mediocre tea-steeper), and then, we’ve got a bombshell: Bernie Sanders is in the studio! He’ll tell us about continuing his campaign in spite of math, and then Donald Trump will join us for a little Guess the BS. Don’t touch that dial! Keep it locked in right here, for tonight’s Sex on Kava!
Tonight’s guest is comedienne Raya Ligal Elias-Pushett! She’s here promoting the Villain Theater in Miami, but she’s also a sex expert (sexpert?) and a super-smart individual in general! She’ll tell us about her appearance on “Jeopardy!” and how improv comedy works, and how to outfox Jesus! Plus, Australian game shows, Tasmanian devils, and Creepy Greg! All right here on Sex on Kava!
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It’s part 2 of this week’s Sex on Kava! We’ve got more with Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow, one of the funniest comedians in South Florida. Ethan wants to talk about his travel problems coming back from LA, but Maymay and Chocolate Thunder can’t help breaking in to tell everyone their own ideas about how customer service should work. (Hint: They don’t involve serving the customer). Then Noshod has a summer school edition of #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! And we’ll talk about improv racism and the Butch and Femme Comedy Tour. All right now on #SexOnKava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ve got one of our favorite guests, Noshod Barrow! He’ll talk about why he’s getting rid of his nicknames and how his life is falling apart, and it’s hilarious! Also Ethan is back from California and will tell us what it’s like to be the straightest man in San Francisco. And we find out how we can start pitching Sex on Kava… as 100% pure distilled Florida in your headphones! Also, we welcome new affiliates in North Lauderdale and Chi-raq, hear how to escape from military school, and learn the ins and outs of the Asian squat toilet. All that, and much, much more, tonight on Sex on Kava!l
Tonight it’s the Best of Sex on Kava, Volume II! We’ve got Donald Trump, Creepy Greg, Harvey, Mistress Cruella, Dick Pics with Dave Gregory, and much, much more! Plus, all your favorite guests… Matt Bellak, Eric Rosenblum, John Gregory, Jacky Beren, Jen Hellman, Noshod Barrow, Mike Sowa, and more! Listen now… and don’t forget tell a friend, and give us a 5-star rating on iTunes!
As we continue this week’s episode of Sex on Kava, Dr. Anna Lepeley is eating directly into the microphone and we’re trying to Guess the BS! Ethan is still having way too much fun being in drag… and Rich and Shoddy are having a really hard time looking him in the eyes! Listen as he continues to swear he’s not gay… Harvey has a few things to say about that. And we talk about eating bananas, scrambled porn, proper Tinder technique and the different types of lesbians. It’s delightful, it’s delectable, it’s decadent… it’s Sex on Kava!
Tonight on the podcast, Ethan is in drag! Find out why, and listen to Rich find a million more ways to call Ethan gay. Tonight’s guest, joining us after the break, is Dr. Anna Lepeley, and she’s here to promote the Butch and Femme Comedy Tour, which she and Ethan are conducting across the Deep South this summer. Plus, find our why hairy women are beautiful, how to properly eat a banana, and makeup tips with Ethan! And why Rich and Noshod can’t look Ethan in the eye… All tonight, on this hilarious gender-bending episode of Sex on Kava!
In Part 2 of this week’s Sex on Kava, Noshod Barrow is still trying to figure out how his friend’s repressed homosexual feelings ended up causing his car to get smashed, so he asks Cary the Gay Guy! Plus this week’s guest, Shein Mompremier, explains to everyone how Ethan can’t seem to get in touch with his anger, but is still somehow a good actor. Rich thinks that it’s priceless that in addition to being effeminate, having highlights in his hair, and driving around in a candy apple-red convertible, Ethan has also gotten into theater! Oh, and the love between Ethan and Maymay is still blossoming. Listen! Also, #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow, and Lemonade on LaserDisc!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, Maymay is missing! We wonder where she is and things get weird as we try to interview Pete the Pitcher, to no avail. (Although we do hear a little about masturbating in the Philadelphia Phillies locker room and having sex with fans on pool tables). We welcome this week’s guest, improv comedian and actress Shein Mompremier, who seems to be wondering what she’s gotten herself into, and we hear from Noshod Barrow, who will tell us why his car looks like it’s been smashed up by an angry girlfriend. Finally, Newsgirl Maymay shows up to do the news and we find out what it would sound like if Mr. T and Wesley Snipes had sex. It’s pure, unfiltered aural insanity, coming to you right now: Sex on Kava!
Part 2 is dynamite this week! Creepy Greg tries to teach Newsgirl Maymay a little something about love. Ethan remains fascinated with dominatrices and Greg tells us about his visit to a fetish party– while Mistress Cruella chimes in! Then, suddenly, Cary the Gay Guy jumps in and hijacks the podcast for an amazing segment about gay double penetration, fisting, and HIV… It’s positively hilarious! Finally, we have our first round of Guess the BS in the new season, and Maymay gets called on her BS hard! This is a fantastic episode… highly recommended.
On tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava, we’re joined by Matt Guralsky, standup comedian and employee of both an unnamed hospital and an unnamed national upmarket grocery chain. He’ll tell us about the strange customers/patients he encounters and the grocery store’s inexplicaple racism towards gypsies, but, more importantly, he’ll put his psychology degree to work unpacking Maymay’s emotional blockage, Rich’s multiple personality disorder, and Ethan’s multiple mental illnesses. Everybody’s sick, and it’s hilarious! Plus, news with Maymay, Creepy Greg, Mr. Payne, and more!
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Tonight on the season 2 premiere we’ve got up-and-coming Miami comic Paul Julmeus! We talk about the show he did with Hannibal Buress and why Miami audiences have a hard time acting right at comedy shows. We hear a little from Harvey, the 51-year old Jewish bisexual, Ethan claims that sexuality is fluid (Rich calls him a fruitcake), we talk about Creepy Greg’s creepy childhood, and… will Maymay and Ethan finally consummate their love? Find out right here, on Sex on Kava!
And stay tuned for Part 2, out tomorrow, when we’ll have more with Paul Julmeus and finally plumb the depths of Maymay’s darkness!