We usually shy away from politics on Sex on Kava, but in light of Trump’s stunning upset victory, we bring in Miami anarchist and standup comic John Gregory for a little analysis. We talk about whether liberals maybe shouldn’t have used up all their Hitler cards on Mitt Romney (since they may have been useful in this election) and Trump’s appeal to the working class. And is Trump’s election dangerous for minorities? The three white males on the podcast tonight give their opinions. Then, it’s back to the world of South Florida comedy as John Gregory calls out Muslim-American comedian Fasil Malik (who was on Sex on Kava a few weeks ago) for stealing jokes and rigging contests. Will the charges stand? Find out as “Fasil” calls in to answer them! Also, John has a few choice words for another Miami comedian, and he explains why the comedy scene in South Florida should be tougher and less coddling to comedians who can’t hack it. Apropos of Trump, there’s a controversial strain running through tonight’s episode- and it’s very entertaining! Write us at email@example.com
Ethan is on tour right now, so we’re taking a break this week and trying something new (well, technically, something old). We're calling it Sex On Kava Classic, and it's where we're going to be bringing you our favorite episodes from the Sex on Kava Archives! This week, we’re highlighting the episode we did back in February with hilarious standup comic and Improv favorite Matt Bellak, who is currently based in Chicago. We’re talking about drugs in the butt, what Sex on Kava really is, and whether Matt can ever experience intimacy ever again! Plus we’re joined by Eric Rosenblum for a classic round of Guess the BS, we hear some News with Maymay, and we get visits from Mistress Cruella AND Harvey, the 51-year-old Jewish bisexual who is trying to convert Ethan to full homosexuality! It’s weird, wild stuff! Enjoy.
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re in the midst of the Awa Na Kava Bulaween celebration and we’re talking to comedian Mike Sowa! Join us as we hear from Petri, one of the weirdos in the kava bar who tells about taking acrobatic dick pics; and we cover "Moments from Drunken Irish History" as Newsgirl Jackie tells us about the Celtic origins of Halloween. Also, Christian haunted houses, girls who hook up with Ethan to get to Anna Lepeley, whisky dick pics, and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. And Newsgirl Jackie gets buttplug tips from Ethan the Queer & Mr. Payne the Shop Teacher! It’s a perverted halloween party for your listening pleasure… only on Sex on Kava!
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Happy Bula-Ween! We’re in the thick of the annual Awa Na Kava Halloween party and we’re talking to local comedian Mike Sowa (who is now sober!) Rich Kennedy is dressed as a pirate, Newsgirl Jackie’s dressed as a slut, and Ethan’s dressed as a queer (although he claims it’s a character from Spinal Tap.) We talk about the unruly customers, how hard it is when you get sober and your jackoff friends try to convince you to go back to drinking, and how Awa Na Kava is going to fulfill its new mission of government-sanctioned rehab & employment center! Also, Newsgirl Jackie reads a ridiculous fake news story about Bill Clinton… and we’ve got Lord Channing, bestialist, who’s got a story about Freddy Mercury to match! It’s totally tasteless, but it’s a lot of fun! Write us at email@example.com
Tonight it's the genital-grabbing-themed episode of Sex on Kava as we take a call from Ralph who tells us about girls grabbing his dick in honky tonks, Ethan tells us about how he was raped as a virgin, and Jackie offers a full-throated defense of Trump’s pussy-grabbing! Also we're talking to actor Fawad Siddiqui (24, Homeland, Burn Notice), who tells us about being conservative in a liberal industry, being sad because of his divorce, and turning his pain into comedy and acting jobs! Also, Ethan loses a butt-plug, we take the Kinsey test to find out which ones of us are "queer", and we do an improv lightning round with Fawad as we interview, in succession, Mr. Payne, Harvey, David Bowie, and Lord Channing the Bestialist, and his loyal servant Punjab! It's offensive and definitely not PC, but it's pretty fuckin' funny!
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It’s Sex on Kava and tonight we’ve got Fawad Siddiqui from Homeland, 24, Graceland, and other TV shows. He’ll tell us about playing extremists, terrorists, and slurpie salesmen and the joys of being typecast. Plus we’ve got Donald Trump on the podcast, and he’ll tell us why Fawad is one of the 1% of Muslims he likes, but also why Fawad will be out of work if he gets elected president! Also, Jim Carey’s STDs, Ethan can’t do accents, and lots of racism and lack of political correctness from everyone! With Rich manning the sound effects, Jackie reading the News, and Ethan doing queer stuff, it’s Sex on Kava and it’s in your ear right now! Enjoy.
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re talking to Steve Miller and Vinnie Ward, two hilarious nationally touring standup comics. Newsgirl Jackie has strong opinions tonight, telling Vinnie that he’s a hairless, unattractive freak, and telling everyone that no comics have ever been funny, ever (and race has nothing to do with it!) Also, three hot girls call in and let us know what they think about the shaved vs. hairy debate, and Jackie and Rich have a story about the time they witnessed bestiality on chatroulette! Of course, Lord Channing wants to know more. It’s disgusting, listen!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got nationally-touring comic Steve Miller! Steve met Ethan last week at a show and totally thought he was gay. What? Why would he think that? Well, Dr. Anna Lepeley calls in and explains exactly why everyone thinks Ethan is gay. Plus, we’re talking to Naughty Nadia about the men who fly her around the world for booty calls. It’s a very fancy lifestyle! #sugardaddy #sugarbaby Also, Newsgirl Jackie is tired of Ethan and all his jokes. #WrappedInCellophane Rich keeps it real with sound effects while Ethan explains the thankless job of podcast producer, and how he doesn’t appreciate Jackie’s lip. It’s an especially lively episode of Sex on Kava, taped during the 6th Anniversary celebration at Awa Na Kava! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tonight on Sex on Kava it’s an improv-and-sketch extravaganza as we’re talking to Michael Kay about his film for Miami Loco, Skunk Ape! Also, why Ethan thought Michael was a perfect casting for in a sketch called, “Dicksuckers Anonymous”, and we talk more about Rich’s homophobic New York buddy Jimmy, and do a table read of “Jimmy’s New Neighborhood”, the sketch about the time Rich and Jimmy moved in together. Oh, and Lord Channing, aristocrat and sexual deviant, calls in to tell us about his trip to America! We also take a call from the very talented (and very high) Ashley Diaz, another actor here in South Florida. See? We knew our audience was composed of stoned artists!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava our guest is Michael Kay, local filmmaker and comic actor. We talk about weathering Hurricane Matthew here in South Florida, and Ethan tells us how he caught strep throat... (was it in the locker room?) We’re also talking about the sketch show at Villain Theater that Ethan & Michael just starred in, along with the inspiration Rich Kenendy provided to one of the sketches. Also, we tell more Polish jokes, Rich talks about 70s racism, and Newsgirl Jackie is telling us about the “Death Dildo” (the last marital aid you’ll ever need!) Plus, Douglas MacDougal, soul-weigher! It’s weird as fuck, ya’ll! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Today in Part 2 of this week’s #SexOnKava our guest is @reggietusnami of the #TsunamiTalks podcast! We’ve also got Kevin Taylor and Hennessy Williams III with some Sips of Hennessy, as we discuss “Naughty” Nadia from Part 1 and her “seduction” techniques. Also, Ethan is a freak who can suck his own dick and talks frankly about his past drug addiction, and for some reason, women seem to like this! Listen as he makes Kevin uncomfortable, Hennessy and Reggie provide wisdom and commentary, and Rich Kennedy chimes in with some delightful sound effects! Plus, the Kratom Krisis… get yours now before they ban it! Write us at email@example.com
Today on Sex on Kava, we’ve got Reggie Tsunami, local podcaster and angel dust fan! Plus, “Naughty” Nadia Danowska and Ethan are planning their first date, but there seems to be some disagreement about how it will go down. Hennessy is challenging Nadia’s assumption that “Pussy is Power”, and Rich tells us about being an ethical, and therefore inept, drug dealer. Plus we talk about the (temporarily?) halted kratom ban and start the hashtag, #PussyForKratom. And Newsgirl Nadia gives a great news story about a hooker who bit off more than she could chew! Also Kevin Taylor makes fun of Ethan for sucking his own dick. It’s filthy but it’s funny… and it will make your life better! Listen now. And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to Jon Schaeffer and Nadia Danowska, and the topic is the wonderful smell of pussy! “Tuna” in to find out whether Naughty Nadia will let Ethan have a whiff (courtesy of Newsgirl Jackie’s finger) and also we’ll learn some pussy-related pranks you can play on your significant other. Plus News with Jackie, sex with automobiles, and Lord Channing pays a visit and tells us which sexually deviant practice he considers to be “simply the best!” It’s really, really, fucking filthy and funny! Send your complaints to email@example.com
Tonight on Sex on Kava, “Naughty” Nadia Danowska is in the bar and she’s confessing her huge crush on Ethan! Plus we’ve got Jon Schaeffer and Skip Levine from the Jon Schaeffer and Other Criminals show, and they’ll tell us about male exotic dancing and how to be an asshole to get women. Plus Nadia is teaching Newsgirl Jackie about “pussy power”, to Rich’s dismay! Finally, the show falls apart when Skip gets everyone to snort cacao powder up their noses… and Ethan seems to like it a little TOO much, if you know what we mean! It’s Sex, and more, on Kava! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tonight in Part 2 the gauntlet is thrown down as it’s decided the only way to truly squash the beef between Dan Weiss & Phillip Isme is with a ROAST, live on the air! Stay tuned… Plus we’re talking about legal highs, strip club brothels, scat porn, midgets, and Rich’s Donald Duck technique during sex! There’s so much good material here that Hennessy can’t even finish any Sips of Hennessy! Oh, and Newsgirl Jackie finally shows up to defend her dissing of Dan Weiss last week. It’s crude, it’s offensive, it’s fucking funny… it’s Sex on Kava!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava, Dan Weiss is in the studio, and he’s hopping mad about some of the things Phil Isme and Newsgirl Jackie said about him last week! He’ll have his revenge and call out the haters as we take some calls live on the air. Then we’ve got Cary the Gay Guy (who knows Dan very well, but the circumstances of their acquaintance are a little bizarre. And speaking of bizarre, Cary has some extremely bizarre stories involving Pringles cans, poop, roaches, and vehicular manslaughter practical jokes he plays on the important people in his life. THIS SEGMENT IS A MUST LISTEN! Also, note that Jackie is hiding from Dan during this episode, so we’ve got Newsgirl Leslie subbing in and doing a bang-up job!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we are live and taking calls for the first time ever. Plus, out-of-town comic Phillip Isme is here, and he’s got a beef with the beloved Dan Weiss! Hear the controversy as Hennessy joins the fun, Newsgirl Jackie jumps in with strong opinions about Dan’s comedy, and Rich Kennedy tells us the real story behind Alex Haley’s Roots! And later on in the program we’ve got Law’s stories from this days as a real-life gigolo, and some Sips of Hennessy... It’s racism, sexism, ableism, and worse, but boy is it fun! You can write Sex on Kava at email@example.com
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we are live on waveradionetwork.com, and will be every Saturday at midnight, so check us out! Tonight we’ve got Dr. Anna Lepeley and porn star Law Ream in the house, fresh from a photoshoot with Ethan in drag! Plus Harvey is back, and he want’s to talk to Ethan about some of his proclivities. Also, we’ve got the news with Jackie, we’re talking to Anna about sex with her retarded clone, and David Bowie calls in from the ethereal plain with some androgynous advice for Ethan. It’s another insane night of Sex on Kava!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re indulging in some deep, deep Sips of Hennessy with Hennessy Williams III, who explains how to avoid losing your integrity within a relationship! Listen as Jay Risk opens up his inner vagina and we hear his tragic tale of cocaine, yachts, and failed marriage. Plus, a preview of Rich’s new segment on the rock & roll industry… which will be called “Backstage Passes”... or maybe, “Power Chords”! Write in and tell us how much you hate us: email@example.com
And don’t forget to contact the DEA (from someone else’s phone) if you want to keep kratom legal! Also, if you’re in South Florida, come see the Butch and Femme Comedy Show with Ethan Moore & Anna Lepeley this Friday September 9, 9PM at Awa Na Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ve got local comic Jay Risk, who’ll tell us about how he cheated death! Jay is also helping us with our project to bring Sex on Kava to you LIVE every week… check waveradionetwork.com on Saturday at midnight to check it out! We’ll also hear some listener mail, Jackie will describe giving Rich a “grapefruit blowjob”, and Ethan will tell us why he’s not a fan of being “grapefruited”. Plus, the kratom ban, the smallest penis contest, and tentacle pussies! It’s disgusting! Send your complaints to firstname.lastname@example.org! One love!
‘Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re immensely privileged to welcome Elgin David, cast member of this season’s Wild N Out, airing now on MTV! We’re talking about success in showbizness, how great Eric Rosenblum is, and how Rich Kennedy is Archie Bunker for the 21st century! Plus we’ve got listener mail, Ethan opens up about Maymay and his feelings, Scott the Homo explains blowjobs, and Elgin tells us about managing Burn and Krash, two 17-year old internet stars. Crass entertainment is our business, and business is good! Write us at email@example.com
Oh, and if you're in South Florida, don’t forget to check out the Butch and Femme Comedy Tour, starring Anna Lepeley and Ethan Moore, live at Awa Na Kava on Friday, September 9th and featuring drag performer Daisy Deadpetals, veteran comedian Freddy Stebbins, and hilarious but tiny Eric Rosenblum!
It’s your new favorite segment, Sips of Hennessy with Hennessy Williams III! Tonight we talk about the effect that social media can have on your relationship; how to date an instagram model and the problems associated with how to dealing with “social media sycophants”! Most importantly, a life lesson for men and women alike: If you want to upgrade the type of people you’re dating, don’t pretend to be interesting and busy--just be interesting and busy! It’s like magic. We get deep tonight on Sex on Kava… but there’s still plenty of discussion of deep throating, porn, and assplay, so don’t get the wrong idea! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tonight on Sex on Kava, comedian Phillip Isme is back and we talk about the drama that went down the last time he was here and why Rich is racist, then we read some mail from some opinionated listeners! Then Ethan horrifies Khalil Phillips by talking about how he got his prostate milked, how he got his ass eaten, and how sometimes, you’ve got to eat the ass to get the pussy. And everyone keeps wondering if anyone spooged on Ethan during the fetish party he attended last week, as we try to answer the question, “Just how gay is Ethan, anyway?” Hennessy Williams III provides hilarious commentary throughout! Enjoy! And don’t forget to listen to Part 2 tomorrow! Write us at email@example.com
Tonight’s episode of Sex on Kava is the funniest yet as Ethan arrives, fresh from a fetish party with stories of exhibitionism and fake boobs! You won’t want to miss this, because we’ve also got Law Ream, ex-porn star and ex-special forces guy, who will share his sure-fire method for fucking a stripper (without paying for it)! And we’ve got Hennessy Williams III with a special “Maxim” edition of Sips of Hennessy: Tonight’s topic is how to get your girlfriend to be sexier in bed! We’ll also hear Rich’s method for using a vibrator (hint: It’s a surprise!) and Newsgirl Jackie’s sex toy product review. It’s an extra-sexy edition of the already sexy Sex on Kava. Try to keep your pants on! And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org