It's the Best of Sex on Kava- From Year One! Listen to the classics, with Creepy Greg, Mistress Cruella, and much, much more! Featuring Eric Rosenblum, Mike Sowa, Minda Mo, Dan Long, Kat Toledo, Brett Engle, Khalil Rashad, Dan Weiss, Willonius Hatcher, and Maymay Durand!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to ex-pornstar and man’s man, Law Ream! Plus, local comedian Don Giovanni! We get the inside scoop on what it’s like to do open mic comedy in South Florida, we find out what a “Thirst Trap” is, and finally, Ethan tells us how he accidentally took a sip of whiskey! (Sure.) Hmm… will he relapse on dick too? Plus, Law tells us how to rob a jewelry store, and Don Giovanni tells us about reforming his life after doing hard time for carjacking in his misspent youth. And, finally, a follow-up from last week with Lindsey Danae White- how to make a jail strap-on if you’re in a women’s prison. It’s the “Lockup” version of Sex on Kava, but fortunately, you’re “free” to listen! Oh, and speaking of that, as of this week, we have a Sex on Kava Patreon page! Go to patreon.com/sexonkava to donate now!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re talking to Steve Miller and Vinnie Ward, two hilarious nationally touring standup comics. Newsgirl Jackie has strong opinions tonight, telling Vinnie that he’s a hairless, unattractive freak, and telling everyone that no comics have ever been funny, ever (and race has nothing to do with it!) Also, three hot girls call in and let us know what they think about the shaved vs. hairy debate, and Jackie and Rich have a story about the time they witnessed bestiality on chatroulette! Of course, Lord Channing wants to know more. It’s disgusting, listen!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava it’s an improv-and-sketch extravaganza as we’re talking to Michael Kay about his film for Miami Loco, Skunk Ape! Also, why Ethan thought Michael was a perfect casting for in a sketch called, “Dicksuckers Anonymous”, and we talk more about Rich’s homophobic New York buddy Jimmy, and do a table read of “Jimmy’s New Neighborhood”, the sketch about the time Rich and Jimmy moved in together. Oh, and Lord Channing, aristocrat and sexual deviant, calls in to tell us about his trip to America! We also take a call from the very talented (and very high) Ashley Diaz, another actor here in South Florida. See? We knew our audience was composed of stoned artists!
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Today in Part 2 of this week’s #SexOnKava our guest is @reggietusnami of the #TsunamiTalks podcast! We’ve also got Kevin Taylor and Hennessy Williams III with some Sips of Hennessy, as we discuss “Naughty” Nadia from Part 1 and her “seduction” techniques. Also, Ethan is a freak who can suck his own dick and talks frankly about his past drug addiction, and for some reason, women seem to like this! Listen as he makes Kevin uncomfortable, Hennessy and Reggie provide wisdom and commentary, and Rich Kennedy chimes in with some delightful sound effects! Plus, the Kratom Krisis… get yours now before they ban it! Write us at email@example.com
This week, we’ve got Mike Sowa in the house, and for once, he’s sober! In fact, he hit bottom on episode #51 of last season’s Sex on Kava, and he’ll tell us about what it was like to have his alcoholism documented for all to hear, and how his recovery is going… and how Sex on Kava saved his life! We’re doing the Lord’s work! Also, we’ve got guest Newsgirl, the very sexy, very naughty, Nadia Danowska! And she’s got a very funny motherfucking news story for all you perverts. Plus, she’ll show us how to talk dirty in Polish… and we do some Polish jokes! Only the highest of high-brow humor for our listeners. Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org!
This week we talk about the fallout from last week’s episode wherein Newsgirl Maymay walked out! That’s right, it’s Sex on Drama, and we’ve got mail from our listeners, who have a lot to say about the whole thing. Ethan will confess to being an asshole, and Junior Producer Jackie (who is taking over as newsgirl) will give us her opinion on the matter. Plus we’ll talk to this week’s guest, the uniquely awkward comedian Fasil Malik, about being the only Muslim comic in town and why his comedy is so clean. Oh, and Fasil will finally get a chance to respond to the charges of plagiarism leveled against him in the media by Miami comic John Gregory! It’s an explosive episode of Sex on Kava. Listen now! And write us at email@example.com.
It’s the most explosive edition of Sex on Kava ever! Hear Maymay walk out, return, and talk about doing violence to Ethan, as the tension finally comes to a boil. In past episodes of the podcast, Newsgirl Maymay has discussed her lack of sexual experience, but this week, when Ethan brings it up once again, Maymay won’t stand for it! This week’s guests, Phillip Isme, Artesse Lector, and Kevin Taylor, watch in shock at and wonder if Ethan will survive her wrath. Charges of racism are hurled, Junior Producer Jackie gets into the mix, and of course, Rich Kennedy has silly sound effects! Don’t miss this amazing episode of Sex on Kava!
We want to hear from you! If someone brings up a fact about themselves on the radio, or on a podcast, does it become fair game for discussion? Is Maymay being unreasonable? Is Ethan an asshole? Both? Let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org; or send us a DM on instagram @sexonkava!
(Maymay originally discussed her virginity, along with her attitudes toward love in general, in Part 2 of the Season 2 Premiere. If you want to hear that, listen HERE.
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ll hear from South Florida comedian Lamonte Stewart, Naughty Nadia Danowska, and Ethan’s little brother, Elliot! Topics include having your salad tossed by a nice lady, fraternal masturbation, the Kratom kraze, Donald Trump, and college sports at the University of South Florida! Oh, and Newsgirl Maymay is drunk on gin! The party never stops on Sex on Kava!