Tonight it’s the Best of Sex on Kava, Volume II, the best of our first year! We’ve got Donald Trump, Creepy Greg, Harvey, Mistress Cruella, Dick Pics with Dave Gregory, and much, much more! Plus, all your favorite guests… Matt Bellak, Eric Rosenblum, John Gregory, Jacky Beren, Jen Hellman, Noshod Barrow, Mike Sowa, and more! Listen now… and don’t forget tell a friend, and give us a 5-star rating on iTunes!
It’s #SexOnKava and tonight we’re talking to Nico Prada from the Degenerate Comedy Tour. He’ll tell us about their Sex Pistols-esque approach to comedy; meanwhile, Newsgirl Jackie will bring over some cute hippie chicks who happen to be right in the middle of an acid trip! We’ll ruin their fun with stupid jokes and try to get their trip to take a dark turn, as we take a call from the late great David Bowie! Then- get ready for some deep cuts as we talk Floyd and Album-Oriented Rock with Nico, Rich gives us Syd Barrett trivia, and Newsgirl Jackie reads a story about onstage diarrhea at a strip club in Jacksonville! This podcast has something for everyone… with a taste for the tasteless!
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It’s Sex on Kava and we’re eating donuts with Kerigan McCoy, a comedian who also does a bit of policework on the side! She’ll tell us about growing up as the daughter of a cop (and going on ride-alongs when she was way too young!) We get pretty deep with Kerigan- the death of her mother, her family issues, and how all that led her into comedy. She’s very open and it’s fascinating stuff! Also: Ethan wants to legalize all drugs (and manages to convert Newsgirl Jackie to libertarianism); Stewart Walker crashes the podcast; we solve #BlackLivesMatter; and Rich Kennedy plays sound clips that make Ethan seem gay! Plus: News! All right now on Sex on Kava.
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Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to local comic and promoter Nadeem Awad! He’ll tell us about his past as part of the boy band IMIJ, along with comic Elgin David! We’ll hear about how sleazy the music business really is, beefs he had with the boy band, and how Ethan once tried to get ahead in showbusiness (Hint: it involves “head”). Plus, preachy atheists, African cuckold potions, Chris Cornell’s death, and a “lifehack” you can try at home! All right now, on Sex on Kava!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to Hennessy Williams III, Don Giovanni, and Dan Weiss! Listen as we dig deep into Ethan’s appetite for controversy, Amy Schumer’s success, and Newsgirl Jackie’s lack of knowledge about polls and Superman villains. Plus: We talk liberal Hollywood, abusive boyfriends, and abusive childhoods! Jackie defends beating your child, Dan defends smarting off to your parents, and Rich defends the “Don Rickles” approach to child-rearing! Enjoy this special Mothers’ Day episode, parents! Oh, and also, finally, find out why Jimmy John is killing a shark with his penis. Right here on Sex on Kava!
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Tonight on #SexOnKava we’re talking to local comic Nick Goulart! Ethan is in rare form as he manages to insult Nick within the first 2 minutes of the show, but it leads to an interesting discussion involving the word, “Faggot”, gay theater directors, and non-Trinitarian theology! Find out how being heartbroken and having a pussy-ass vibe can be a path to spiritual enlightenment! Plus, Newsgirl Jackie burns heretics, Ethan accidentally joins the Alt-Right, and we learn about the exquisite depravity of the average Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting! Also, Newsgirl Jackie is Hot for Teacher, Rich gets “The Talk” from his mom, and God fights The Devil live on the air! Keep it right here for #SexOnKava!
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It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to brunette bombshell & Playboy model Lindsey Danae White! Plus John Gregory is on to tell us about cuckolding Ethan on his new podcast, Mean and Sober. Then listen as Dan Weiss cracks jokes while Lindsey tells us about her dysfunctional relationship, Middle Eastern men who write to her in “Scribbly”, and her father’s run for mayor! And Jackie has a news story about the new rape-y sex trend- “Stealthing”! Finally, listen as Lindsey and Jackie exhort Ethan to come out of the closet. It’s hijinks galore, on Sex on Kava!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to comedian Erik Myers (Comedy Central, Showtime) and glamour model Lindsey Danae White (Playboy.com)! But first- Dan Weiss has a drunken tittyfucking story and, oddly enough, Erik then tells us how hard it is to find love now that he’s quit drinking! Then Lindsey tells us about how she is definitely no longer dating her prison girlfriend, how to get black tar heroin when you’re locked up, and why prison is so much better than jail (you get to do makeup!) Plus we hear about drinking consecrated wine in AA meetings, giving yourself permission to drink in SMART Recovery, and other ways to still get high while you’re in treatment! It’s the relapse edition of Sex on Kava, right here, right now!
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It’s the #SexOnKava Season 3 premiere and we’re talking to comedian Mike Sowa, who recently celebrated one year sober (after his impromptu “intervention” a year ago on Sex on Kava)! We talk about other addictions, and Rich Kennedy tells us about the old days of porn, while Ethan talks about his resentments toward people who tell him he shouldn’t talk about AA onstage. Then, speaking of sobriety, we’re talking to the one and only William “The Exxxaggerator” Ashley! Jackie’s out, so William will “read” us a news story, tell us about his Grindr problems, and the death of Eddie Murphy’s brother, Freddie Murphy. Also, he’s got some patriotic songs! Don’t miss the insanity, right here, right now!
It's the Best of Sex on Kava- From Year One! Listen to the classics, with Creepy Greg, Mistress Cruella, and much, much more! Featuring Eric Rosenblum, Mike Sowa, Minda Mo, Dan Long, Kat Toledo, Brett Engle, Khalil Rashad, Dan Weiss, Willonius Hatcher, and Maymay Durand!
Tonight we’re on vacation but we’ve got a #Classic episode of Sex on Kava for you! Hennessy Williams III is here (in his previous guise as “Artese Lector”, so don’t get confused) to talk sex & relationships. Plus get a blast from the past as our old-school Newsgirl, Maymay Durand, gets creeped out by our favorite guest & Kava Kook, Creepy Greg!
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Tonight, we’re talking with Rich Kennedy about his brand new single, Fort Laudy Girls! And tonight’s guest, Dr. Brett, Memory Expert, is trying to help Ethan remember… not to do heroin! Plus we welcome comics Lauren Dufault, Matt Zetts, and Jason Damm; Bestialist Lord Channing reviews “Beauty and the Beast”, and Newsgirl Jackie has a story about a frozen penis (“Dicksickle”). Plus, we talk showbiz influences Letterman, Carlin, and Norm MacDonald. It’s something for everyone, on tonight’s Sex on Kava! Show your support at patreon.com/sexonkava
It’s Sex on Kava and the porn stars we booked for the show tonight are a no-show… but out-of-town comedians Lauren Dufault, Matt Zetts, and Jason Damm just happened to walk into the kava bar, and we’ve shanghaied them onto the podcast! Listen as we ask them the questions we had planned for the pornstars, with hilariously sexy results! Then we get fan-favorite and friend-of-the-show Dr. Brett on the mic to tell us about the new technique he has of erasing his patients’ emotional memories. Find out what size icepick he uses! Plus, Rich & Ethan do the most racist comedy sketch ever! Oh, and also: wet dreams for girls, slippery dolphins, and skateboarding with Jesus. Lock down your aerial to Sex on Kava- and check out our Patreon at patreon.com/sexonkava
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to ex-pornstar and man’s man, Law Ream, along with local comic Don Giovanni! Find out about mold-removal scams, the worst thing Ethan ever did for drugs, and play movie trivia with Rich & Newgirl Jackie! Then we’re taking a whole bunch of calls, from David Bowie, Harvey, Eric Rosenblum, and a guy who wants to know how to get into porn! Also, why your gay-sounding voice might be holding your career back, what the ethical limits of sex doll manufacturing ought to be, and which celebrities who died in 2016 are burning in Hell for all eternity. That’s right, Sex on Kava trusts YOU with the news no one else has the balls to publish! Join our revolution at patreon.com/sexonkava
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to ex-pornstar and man’s man, Law Ream! Plus, local comedian Don Giovanni! We get the inside scoop on what it’s like to do open mic comedy in South Florida, we find out what a “Thirst Trap” is, and finally, Ethan tells us how he accidentally took a sip of whiskey! (Sure.) Hmm… will he relapse on dick too? Plus, Law tells us how to rob a jewelry store, and Don Giovanni tells us about reforming his life after doing hard time for carjacking in his misspent youth. And, finally, a follow-up from last week with Lindsey Danae White- how to make a jail strap-on if you’re in a women’s prison. It’s the “Lockup” version of Sex on Kava, but fortunately, you’re “free” to listen! Oh, and speaking of that, as of this week, we have a Sex on Kava Patreon page! Go to patreon.com/sexonkava to donate now!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to the very well-endowed Lindsey Danae White! Lindsey will tell us what happens when your breast implant pops like a balloon while you’re in jail (it’s bad), what it’s like to go on a date with Ethan (she thought he was gay), and why she loves her new career of pitbull breeding (it's easier on the heels than stripping). Plus, tittyfucking with Dan Weiss, Anna Lepeley takes live questions from lesbians, and Miami comic Eric Da Silva joins us to talk about witnessing the birth of Tommy Davidson’s crack addiction (turns out Bobby Brown is a bad influence)! Then we play a game called, "Name every celebrity that Lindsey has banged"! Find out who's on the list, and find out which one did it when she was only 17! It’s the contributing to the delinquency of a minor edition of Sex on Kava! Listen now as the debauchery continues!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to our favorite internet celebrity, Playboy.com model Lindsey Danae White! But first, Dr. Anna Lepeley is in the studio talking about her comedy tour with Ethan, his regretful decisions on the road, and why he loves the Floppy Rooster! Then listen as Dan Weiss and Lindsey join the party and we hear about her drama-suffused Facebook page, the Middle Eastern men who constantly try to seduce her (often writing to her in a strange language she calls, “Scribbly”), her struggles with heroin addiction, and finding love in a women’s prison! Plus- Lindsey (and her giant boobs) defend Dan Weiss onstage in Miami; Dr. Anna takes live questions from lesbians, and, how to get on Lindsey’s good side- either for a date, or a “date”! Wild, wild stuff- listen now! (And don't forget to subscribe and review in your podcasts app!)
It’s a classic episode of Sex on Kava! One of the funniest ever as Ethan arrives, fresh from a fetish party with stories of exhibitionism and fake boobs! You won’t want to miss this, because we’ve also got Law Ream, ex-porn star and ex-special forces guy, who will share his sure-fire method for fucking a stripper (without paying for it)! And we’ve got Hennessy Williams III with a special “Maxim” edition of Sips of Hennessy: Tonight’s topic is how to get your girlfriend to be sexier in bed! We’ll also hear Rich’s method for using a vibrator (hint: It’s a surprise!) and Newsgirl Jackie’s sex toy product review. It’s an extra-sexy edition of the already sexy Sex on Kava. Try to keep your pants on! And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to L.A. comic & actor Dave Gregory (plus local writer/comic Megan Leigh)! Dave’s here, so you know we’re talking about dick pics (and sending a few on the air)! He’ll tell us about his new podcast project and his 90-day no masturbation pledge! Will he survive? Stay tuned! Plus we’re taking calls, talking to William the Exxxagerator (who’s turning over a new “leaf”), and hearing from Newsgirl Jackie, who’s got a great story this week on the first RealDoll brothel! That’s right, it’s the original mannequin challenge- hear about it right here on Sex on Kava! And don’t forget to write us at email@example.com!
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got L.A. comic & actor Dave Gregory, plus the girl he apparently just hooked up with, Pittsburgh comedienne Megan Leigh! Dave tells us how it went, Megan tells us about “Death Grip” (the forgotten malady), and we talk about “accidental” dic pics and godawful open mics. Then Igor calls in from San Fran with wholesome vibes (we get him off the phone as quickly as possible). Finally, we dig deep with Dave on some real issues including being molested as a child, his current spiritual path, and the untold story of the Kardashians. You’ve gotta listen to this one, folks! And don’t forget to write us at firstname.lastname@example.org!
It’s Sex on Kava Classic! In this classic episode from 2016, we’re talking to Anna Lepeley & Law Ream, and Ethan’s in full drag and making Rich Kennedy thoroughly uncomfortable! And we’re talking about grapefruit blowjobs, prostate milking, getting a call from David Bowie, and talking about the best kind of sex- retarded clone sex! Listen to this now, and don’t forget, we’ll be back next week with another brand-new, LIVE episode! Write us at email@example.com
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got Dan Weiss for the full hour! We start off talking to local oddball & aspiring standup comic Stuart Walker. He’s angry because Ethan is always talking down to him, and he’s got some hard questions about heroin, handjobs, and how to have proper lesbian sex! Plus, Newsgirl Jackie has updates on Sex on Kava mascot Lindsey “L Baby” White, and a news story about a dirty vicar! In the second half, we’ve got local musician/comedian/gamer “Zero”, and Cary the Gay Guy is telling us about some of his finest pranks! (And Newsgirl Jackie is none to thrilled about the non-consensual nature of some of them!) It’s wild, it’s crazy, it’s weird- it’s Sex on Kava! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
We’re talking to Mike Sowa about how he can’t stand William the Exxxagerator (or “Exasperator”, as he should be known!) and getting an update on Lindsey “L Baby” White, the internet-famous mascot of Sex on Kava! Plus, Ethan tell us about getting pulled over by the Highway Patrol, and how he got out of a ticket. Mmmm. Plus, Newsgirl Jackie is super young! And we’ve got a news story from Italy that’s comedy gold. Or at least stainless steel. It’s wild, it’s crazy, it’s Sex on Kava!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’re talking to local comic Mike Sowa! He’s telling us about his upcoming gig hosting for comedy legend David Stebbins; Ethan’s telling us about visiting Atlanta for his grandfather’s funeral and seeing his many, many relatives; and William the Exxxagerator is telling us about gay Haitians playing grab-ass in the kitchen with him at the taco shop. Plus, more about prostate stimulation; William makes Mike Sowa uncomfortable; “Piss in my ass”; Christian rock; and Bane from Batman pays us a visit! It’s crazy, it’s wild, it’s Sex on Kava!
It’s Sex on Kava and we’ve got more about local internet celebrity “L Baby”, including Ethan’s date with her, John Gregory’s tweets about her, and Pimpin’ Al & Dan Weiss’s stories about her from the old days. Plus Pimpin’ AL tells us about driving around South Florida in his Cadillac with heroin-addicted prostitutes, blasting the dulcet vibrations of his favorite composer, De-”Bus”-y. And Newsgirl Jackie tells us about the trials and tribulations of Roberto, the man with the world’s largest penis. Finally, Ethan gives his review of a prostate stimulator, and it’s two thumbs up- WAY up! Listen now!