Tonight it's the genital-grabbing-themed episode of Sex on Kava as we take a call from Ralph who tells us about girls grabbing his dick in honky tonks, Ethan tells us about how he was raped as a virgin, and Jackie offers a full-throated defense of Trump’s pussy-grabbing! Also we're talking to actor Fawad Siddiqui (24, Homeland, Burn Notice), who tells us about being conservative in a liberal industry, being sad because of his divorce, and turning his pain into comedy and acting jobs! Also, Ethan loses a butt-plug, we take the Kinsey test to find out which ones of us are "queer", and we do an improv lightning round with Fawad as we interview, in succession, Mr. Payne, Harvey, David Bowie, and Lord Channing the Bestialist, and his loyal servant Punjab! It's offensive and definitely not PC, but it's pretty fuckin' funny!
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It’s Sex on Kava and tonight we’ve got Fawad Siddiqui from Homeland, 24, Graceland, and other TV shows. He’ll tell us about playing extremists, terrorists, and slurpie salesmen and the joys of being typecast. Plus we’ve got Donald Trump on the podcast, and he’ll tell us why Fawad is one of the 1% of Muslims he likes, but also why Fawad will be out of work if he gets elected president! Also, Jim Carey’s STDs, Ethan can’t do accents, and lots of racism and lack of political correctness from everyone! With Rich manning the sound effects, Jackie reading the News, and Ethan doing queer stuff, it’s Sex on Kava and it’s in your ear right now! Enjoy.
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re talking to Steve Miller and Vinnie Ward, two hilarious nationally touring standup comics. Newsgirl Jackie has strong opinions tonight, telling Vinnie that he’s a hairless, unattractive freak, and telling everyone that no comics have ever been funny, ever (and race has nothing to do with it!) Also, three hot girls call in and let us know what they think about the shaved vs. hairy debate, and Jackie and Rich have a story about the time they witnessed bestiality on chatroulette! Of course, Lord Channing wants to know more. It’s disgusting, listen!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got nationally-touring comic Steve Miller! Steve met Ethan last week at a show and totally thought he was gay. What? Why would he think that? Well, Dr. Anna Lepeley calls in and explains exactly why everyone thinks Ethan is gay. Plus, we’re talking to Naughty Nadia about the men who fly her around the world for booty calls. It’s a very fancy lifestyle! #sugardaddy #sugarbaby Also, Newsgirl Jackie is tired of Ethan and all his jokes. #WrappedInCellophane Rich keeps it real with sound effects while Ethan explains the thankless job of podcast producer, and how he doesn’t appreciate Jackie’s lip. It’s an especially lively episode of Sex on Kava, taped during the 6th Anniversary celebration at Awa Na Kava! Write us at email@example.com
Tonight on Sex on Kava it’s an improv-and-sketch extravaganza as we’re talking to Michael Kay about his film for Miami Loco, Skunk Ape! Also, why Ethan thought Michael was a perfect casting for in a sketch called, “Dicksuckers Anonymous”, and we talk more about Rich’s homophobic New York buddy Jimmy, and do a table read of “Jimmy’s New Neighborhood”, the sketch about the time Rich and Jimmy moved in together. Oh, and Lord Channing, aristocrat and sexual deviant, calls in to tell us about his trip to America! We also take a call from the very talented (and very high) Ashley Diaz, another actor here in South Florida. See? We knew our audience was composed of stoned artists!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava our guest is Michael Kay, local filmmaker and comic actor. We talk about weathering Hurricane Matthew here in South Florida, and Ethan tells us how he caught strep throat... (was it in the locker room?) We’re also talking about the sketch show at Villain Theater that Ethan & Michael just starred in, along with the inspiration Rich Kenendy provided to one of the sketches. Also, we tell more Polish jokes, Rich talks about 70s racism, and Newsgirl Jackie is telling us about the “Death Dildo” (the last marital aid you’ll ever need!) Plus, Douglas MacDougal, soul-weigher! It’s weird as fuck, ya’ll! Write us at email@example.com
Today in Part 2 of this week’s #SexOnKava our guest is @reggietusnami of the #TsunamiTalks podcast! We’ve also got Kevin Taylor and Hennessy Williams III with some Sips of Hennessy, as we discuss “Naughty” Nadia from Part 1 and her “seduction” techniques. Also, Ethan is a freak who can suck his own dick and talks frankly about his past drug addiction, and for some reason, women seem to like this! Listen as he makes Kevin uncomfortable, Hennessy and Reggie provide wisdom and commentary, and Rich Kennedy chimes in with some delightful sound effects! Plus, the Kratom Krisis… get yours now before they ban it! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Today on Sex on Kava, we’ve got Reggie Tsunami, local podcaster and angel dust fan! Plus, “Naughty” Nadia Danowska and Ethan are planning their first date, but there seems to be some disagreement about how it will go down. Hennessy is challenging Nadia’s assumption that “Pussy is Power”, and Rich tells us about being an ethical, and therefore inept, drug dealer. Plus we talk about the (temporarily?) halted kratom ban and start the hashtag, #PussyForKratom. And Newsgirl Nadia gives a great news story about a hooker who bit off more than she could chew! Also Kevin Taylor makes fun of Ethan for sucking his own dick. It’s filthy but it’s funny… and it will make your life better! Listen now. And write us at email@example.com!