In this episode of Sex on Kava, Creepy Greg joins us, along with awkward comedian Fasil Malik, and Eric Rosenblum, super shy comedian, and we’ll see who can be creepier! Also, we have some nice things to say about Newsgirl Maymay, who’s recently left the show. And we’ll find out about Ethan’s weird attraction to specific kinds of transwomen (which he insists upon calling “ladyboys”), and the idea of having sex with a replica of himself. Narcissism, anyone? Plus, found out what Creepy Greg thinks about pubic hair, and what a good sport Fasil Malik is about terrorism humor!
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This week we talk about the fallout from last week’s episode wherein Newsgirl Maymay walked out! That’s right, it’s Sex on Drama, and we’ve got mail from our listeners, who have a lot to say about the whole thing. Ethan will confess to being an asshole, and Junior Producer Jackie (who is taking over as newsgirl) will give us her opinion on the matter. Plus we’ll talk to this week’s guest, the uniquely awkward comedian Fasil Malik, about being the only Muslim comic in town and why his comedy is so clean. Oh, and Fasil will finally get a chance to respond to the charges of plagiarism leveled against him in the media by Miami comic John Gregory! It’s an explosive episode of Sex on Kava. Listen now! And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
It’s the most explosive edition of Sex on Kava ever! Hear Maymay walk out, return, and talk about doing violence to Ethan, as the tension finally comes to a boil. In past episodes of the podcast, Newsgirl Maymay has discussed her lack of sexual experience, but this week, when Ethan brings it up once again, Maymay won’t stand for it! This week’s guests, Phillip Isme, Artesse Lector, and Kevin Taylor, watch in shock at and wonder if Ethan will survive her wrath. Charges of racism are hurled, Junior Producer Jackie gets into the mix, and of course, Rich Kennedy has silly sound effects! Don’t miss this amazing episode of Sex on Kava!
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(Maymay originally discussed her virginity, along with her attitudes toward love in general, in Part 2 of the Season 2 Premiere. If you want to hear that, listen HERE.
Tonight it’s an especially hilarious episode as we welcome comedian Phillip Isme into the insanity of Sex on Kava. We talk about Ethan’s wild times in Jakarta, Pokemon Go at Awa Na Kava, having your prostate milked, and more. Local comics Kevin Taylor and Artesse Lector (Hennessy Williams III) also get into the action. And about halfway through this episode, Ethan shocks Maymay, Kevin, Artesse, and Phillip by saying that he would not get into a fight with someone who disrespected him, and that he thinks the entire concept of respect is bullshit. Is Ethan a bitch or a pacifist? You decide! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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This may be the best Sex on Kava segment ever! We’ve got Naughty Nadia, Larry “Law” Ream the porn star (and photographer), and the hilarious Lamonte Stewart all on the mic, and Larry tells you how to get into porn in one day, if you’re a straight dude! He’ll tell us about having sex with anal queen Amy Reid (in his very first scene in porn!), getting kicked off a porn set, and fake orgasms for men! Naughty Nadia tells us whether she’d consider porn, and we discuss whether it’s degrading to women (and what about feminist porn?) Plus: Newsgirl Maymay gives us a news story about child rape robots, and whether they should be legal. Junior Producer Jackie and Ethan have opposing opinions about this… Feel the tension!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’ll hear from South Florida comedian Lamonte Stewart, Naughty Nadia Danowska, and Ethan’s little brother, Elliot! Topics include having your salad tossed by a nice lady, fraternal masturbation, the Kratom kraze, Donald Trump, and college sports at the University of South Florida! Oh, and Newsgirl Maymay is drunk on gin! The party never stops on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava our guest is the always entertaining Artesse Lector, AKA Henessy Williams III. Plus we have some sexy twins from Peru! We’ll find out if they sound different, even if they look the same… then Artesse will terrify them and their hot friend Marisol by discussing fisting and BDSM right off the bat! Plus he’ll explain to Ethan why the race of a girl’s father affects how they talk dirty. Plus, our first live read from our new sponsor, Ohm City Vapor, Mike the Vapor Guy, proper dildo use, and much much more!
So excited to bring you this brand-new “Best of” edition of Sex on Kava! We’ve packed a lot of funny into a few short minutes here, so strap in! We’re talking about penis pumps, homoerotic homophobia, fisting, sounding, being dominated by Mistress Cruella– and that’s just in the first 10 minutes! We’ve also got Cary the Gay guy sharing the intimate secrets of the South Florida gay male culture, Creepy Greg telling us about his deep, dark past (and how he got to be so creepy), and Ethan wearing a dress! Plus, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders! And some of your favorite guests: Eric Rosenblum, Noshod “Shoddy” Barrow, Hanz Rivero, Jen Hellman, Terra the Flight Attendant, Mike Sowa, Raya Elias-Pushett, Morgan the Child, Josh Rosen, and the very sexy Jackie Jacqueline! All right here on the Best of Sex on Kava, Volume III!