Tonight on the season 2 premiere we’ve got up-and-coming Miami comic Paul Julmeus! We talk about the show he did with Hannibal Buress and why Miami audiences have a hard time acting right at comedy shows. We hear a little from Harvey, the 51-year old Jewish bisexual, Ethan claims that sexuality is fluid (Rich calls him a fruitcake), we talk about Creepy Greg’s creepy childhood, and… will Maymay and Ethan finally consummate their love? Find out right here, on Sex on Kava!
And stay tuned for Part 2, out tomorrow, when we’ll have more with Paul Julmeus and finally plumb the depths of Maymay’s darkness!
As our special Anniversary edition of Sex on Kava continues, we’ve got more revelations from Creepy Greg about his life as a teenage prostitute in New York! Newsgirl Maymay grills him on his feelings, Ethan wants to know what the going rate was, and Rich Kennedy has wacky sound effects and jokes! Join us on this Very Special Episode as we find out the origin of Creepy Greg’s creepiness. Plus, Mr. Payne, the Sex Ed teacher, Guess the BS, and Cooking with Semen! And Southgate Design is blowing up prices! All right here, only on Sex on Kava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re celebrating the end of our first glorious year! Listen as we welcome Mistress Cruella, Evil Norm MacDonald, Eric Rosenblum, Harvey, David Bowie, Mr. Payne, and more! Plus, Ethan gets on Maymay’s bad side (what else is new) and Cary the Gay Guy tries to mediate… with mixed results. We’ve also got news, weather, and traffic with Maymay and Rich “Sly Ricky D” Kennedy up in the traffic-copter! Finally, Creepy Greg joins us to tell us about creeping on some of his old high school class. It gets really interesting as we dig deeper into Creepy Greg’s past, and he tells us about his going rate for a handjob as a teenage prostitute. This fascinating discussion really heats up in part 2, so don’t forget to tune in tomorrow!
As we continue Mike Sowa’s intervention, we’ve got Cary the Gay Guy weighing in on whether Rich’s roommate Jimmy was gay! He’s also got some outlandishly erotic (and really, really gay) tales from the meat department! Plus we learn more about penis pumps, and also the practice of “sounding”. Then Noshod Barrow shows up for a hilarious round of bestiality-themed Guess the BS (thanks, Maymay…) and some #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! Listen, as once again, the show reaches a new low, and hilarity ensues.
Tonight on the podcast, we’ve got local comedian Mike Sowa. Ethan tries to make out with Maymay, we learn about the spiritual fulfillment of having an artificially enhanced penis, and Mike tells us about how to drive drunk. The podcast kind of turns into an intervention at this point, and Mike’s mom even calls in! It’s compelling drama served with a side of hilarity, only on Sex on Kava!
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As we continue this week’s episode, we’re talking to Creepy Greg about why he’s upset with Rich; and we’ve got honorary Kava Kook, Chelsea, in the house, to talk about what happens when guys (like Greg) try to game you. Greg will explain exactly what happens– he invites ‘em over (to fuck!) Then Maymay has the news, we talk about Thai virgins, and Noshod Barrow shows up drunk and depressed for an unscheduled edition of #SoThisIsWhatWeDoNow! It’s another wild & crazy episode of Sex on Kava!
Tonight on the show, hot local comic Willonius Hatcher joins us! We talk about his last appearance on Sex on Kava and why he wanted us to delete the episode (and why we didn’t end up doing it.) Then we’ve got more drama as we talk about Hannibal Buress’s surprise appearance at the show Willonius and Paul Julmeus cohost in Wynwood at Gramps… and hear how Ethan ruined Hannibal’s night! Finally, we talk about Fame, and how she’s a fickle mistress. And we talk to someone who knows fame all too well as we get a transmission from the astral plane as David Bowie calls in once again! It’s in poor taste, really, but it’s fucking great– and that’s what Sex on Kava is all about!