Tonight it’s the Best of Sex on Kava! As a special holiday treat, we’re bringing you some of the best clips from the past few months of Sex on Kava. We’ve got the entire Fasil Malik vs. John Gregory controversy, the Trump vs. Fawad Siddiqui (24, Homeland) showdown, and Jesse Thompson talks about shitting his pants in front of Naughty Nadia! Plus, pimpin’ tips from Pimpin’ Al, and special appearances from Eric Rosenblum, Dan Weiss, Josh Rosen and much, much more! Happy New Year from Sex on Kava!
Tonight we’ve got some big news! Newsgirl Jackie just got engaged to Rich Kennedy, co-host of Sex on Kava! We’ll hear the story of how they met on the set of Sex on Kava, in this Very Special Episode! Plus we’re talking to local comic Nancy Camm about William the Exxxagerator’s recent appearance and his amazing YouTube channel. And don’t miss the William the Exxxagerator’s Holiday Classics commercial, debuting on this episode! Also, Law the Porn Star (and former Navy Man) is back to talk about ladyboys with Ethan and insult the Marine Corps. Finally, Creepy Greg puts in an appearance! We only have one part this week, but as you can see, we’ve packed more than the usual insanity into it. Happy Holidays from the whole Sex on Kava crew, from the the cis to the sissy, and “Merry Christmas” from Newsgirl Jackie)! Follow us on instagram at @sexonkava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to Noam Manor, who wants to lezz out with Newsgirl Jackie! And Noam’s friend Darlene, who is reviewing Rich’s kava, and Ethan’s dick pics! Plus we’ve got more holocaust humor with Eric Rosenblum, Anna Lepeley calls in just to call Ethan a queer, and Newsgirl Jackie once again fails to understand what an audio-only medium means, or what local news affiliates are, but she does have a great story about the dumbest creepy uber driver ever! Then, we’ve got a special treat: We listen to William the Exxxagerator’s YouTube channel, which is full of COMEDY GOLD, much of it holiday-themed! Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and Good Kwanzaa to you all!!! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re talking to the very funny Eric Rosenblum & Noam Manor! They’re explaining Hanukkah and other Jewish traditions (like complaining) to the Goyim, and we’re learning about the Discount Moyle- “Half Off!” Also, Eric’s telling us about attending some very sad singles events, and Noam has just gotten engaged (congratulations!) Plus, Ethan & Eric debut their antisemitic Jewish comedy routine (and Noam has to hold back her Krav Maga!) Finally, we’re taking a lot of calls tonight on Sex on Kava- one of them from Hennessy Williams, who calls in to explain “How to get a Man”! Oh, and Newsgirl Jackie the (former) lesbian has a lot to say about “cat-licking”. It’s an unforgettable night on the podcast, so listen now! And follow us on instagram @SexOnKava!
Tonight on Sex on Kava, it’s a titillating hour as we dial a phone sex line! (What year is it, anyway?) We’re also talking to Matt Heath, a New York comic who’s recently moved to South Florida and is telling us about his career as a high school teacher, lizard people, and giving Dave Coulier his comedy CD. We’ve also got some news from Newsgirl Jackie about the New York City subway system and what can happen if you masturbate on the wrong train! Finally, we hear some more phone sex (menus), find out what a “Scary Cat” and a “Wide Berth” are, and investigate the origin of the whole “nurse” fetish. It’s a particularly sexual episode of Sex on Kava… so try to hold in your excitement for the full hour! Write us at email@example.com
It’s Sex on Kava & we’re talking to the hilarious & vivacious Sherrani Glass about her abusive marriage, conservative parents, comedy career cliches, and William the Exxxagerator’s appearance last week. Also, dirty musicians take over the kava bar, Chocolate Thunder tells us what it’s like to be an entitled millenial working at Best Buy, and Newsgirl Jackie wants an answer to that time-honored question, “How much does the butt matter to guys?” Find out on tonight’s Sex on Kava! Plus, a visit from Barry White, and coming up in Part 2, it’s a phone sex extravaganza! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
This may be our funniest episode ever! We are talking to Dan Weiss and his friend, Pimpin’ Al Rodriguez! Listen as Pimpin’ Al tells us about being a “humanist” pimp, losing his virginity in the champagne room, fighting cops, and how many ‘ho’s you can fit in a Cadillac. Also, find out what other scams Al is into these days and why his idol is Bernie Madoff. Then, you’re in for a real treat: possibly the weirdest guest we have ever had on Sex on Kava (!), William the Exxxagerator. He’s gay but he hates gay sex and gets more women than Ethan & Rich combined. He’s Christian but he hates Christians more than he hates gay sex. And he wants to start a sitcom about gay Christian parents trying to do right by their kids in this topsy-turvy world of 2016. You don’t want to miss his, “comennee”. Listen now!
It’s Sex on Kava and right off the bat, we’re talking about heroin and failed interventions! Our guest this week is the hilarious Nico Prada (Degenerate Comedy Tour), and he’s competing with Ethan Moore for the “prettiest hair in South Florida comedy” award. Also: Newsgirl Jackie is back in the studio this week, and she’s telling us about her first use of the bejewelled Swarowski buttplug! Plus, Dan Weiss drops by to help us dig deep as we find out about the real meaning of anal sex, how to fuck a couch, Rich’s 90s phone sex addiction, and dealing with lecherous landlords. You will not be disappointed at the level of filthiness! Complain to email@example.com
Happy Thanksgiving! We’ve got Naughty Nadia Danowska and guest comedian Jesse Thompson on the show this week and we’re talking about threesomes! (What more do you need to be grateful for?) Listen as Dr. Anna Lepeley calls in and convinces Nadia to have a threesome with her and another girl! Plus, Ethan knows a really gay way to get free condoms; Rich Kennedy describes Irish Drunksgiving, and Nadia tells us all about Thanksgiving in Poland! Also, make sure you listen to the second half- we’ve all got Thanksgiving stories, but Jesse Thompson’s take the cake for their level of sheer Dickensian tragedy! It’s Sex on Kava, and we’re all grateful to be in your ear this holiday season. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
So... Sex on Kava caused a bit of a controversy this past week when John Gregory went on the air and accused Fasil Malik of stealing jokes! That’s right, it’s Sex on DRAMA. Listen as Ethan talks about his role in the controversy and the uncomfortable phone call he received from Fasil this week. Will Fasil will come back on Sex on Kava to answer the charges? Find out! Plus, tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got the very naughty Nadia Danowska and hilarious guest comedian Jesse Thompson. Jesse is telling us about self-defecation and trying to impress Nadia! It’s great. And later on, Rob Smiles drops by to talk about trying to achieve his dreams while high as fuck. Plus, hear about Poland’s great army during World War II, the time Nadia used a kielbasa sausage to pleasure herself, and Europe’s most well known dictator, Adolf Shitler! It’s really, really offensive, we promise. Please, tell us how much you hate us by writing us a review on iTunes or on your iPhone!
As this week’s controversial episode continues, we’re still talking to John Gregory about politics & comedy! We’ve got more on Donald Trump’s election, and we try to address the question, can political jokes ever be funny? And in an authentic moment, John talks about his difficulty grieving for the death of his mother and how that eventually led him to standup comedy. Plus, listen as Rich & Ethan welcome John to the Sex on Kava Morning Zoo Show, we discuss why racial (or is that, race-ist) humor is the funniest, and Kyle the Kavarista tells us about what it’s like to bartend at Awa Na Kava, the weirdest kava bar in South Florida. Oh, and substitute newsgirl Rena Edwina brings 1000 watts of personality to a news story about puppy love (it’s not what you think). It’s controversy, it’s offensiveness, it’s Sex on Kava!
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We usually shy away from politics on Sex on Kava, but in light of Trump’s stunning upset victory, we bring in Miami anarchist and standup comic John Gregory for a little analysis. We talk about whether liberals maybe shouldn’t have used up all their Hitler cards on Mitt Romney (since they may have been useful in this election) and Trump’s appeal to the working class. And is Trump’s election dangerous for minorities? The three white males on the podcast tonight give their opinions. Then, it’s back to the world of South Florida comedy as John Gregory calls out Muslim-American comedian Fasil Malik (who was on Sex on Kava a few weeks ago) for stealing jokes and rigging contests. Will the charges stand? Find out as “Fasil” calls in to answer them! Also, John has a few choice words for another Miami comedian, and he explains why the comedy scene in South Florida should be tougher and less coddling to comedians who can’t hack it. Apropos of Trump, there’s a controversial strain running through tonight’s episode- and it’s very entertaining! Write us at email@example.com
Ethan is on tour right now, so we’re taking a break this week and trying something new (well, technically, something old). We're calling it Sex On Kava Classic, and it's where we're going to be bringing you our favorite episodes from the Sex on Kava Archives! This week, we’re highlighting the episode we did back in February with hilarious standup comic and Improv favorite Matt Bellak, who is currently based in Chicago. We’re talking about drugs in the butt, what Sex on Kava really is, and whether Matt can ever experience intimacy ever again! Plus we’re joined by Eric Rosenblum for a classic round of Guess the BS, we hear some News with Maymay, and we get visits from Mistress Cruella AND Harvey, the 51-year-old Jewish bisexual who is trying to convert Ethan to full homosexuality! It’s weird, wild stuff! Enjoy.
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re in the midst of the Awa Na Kava Bulaween celebration and we’re talking to comedian Mike Sowa! Join us as we hear from Petri, one of the weirdos in the kava bar who tells about taking acrobatic dick pics; and we cover "Moments from Drunken Irish History" as Newsgirl Jackie tells us about the Celtic origins of Halloween. Also, Christian haunted houses, girls who hook up with Ethan to get to Anna Lepeley, whisky dick pics, and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. And Newsgirl Jackie gets buttplug tips from Ethan the Queer & Mr. Payne the Shop Teacher! It’s a perverted halloween party for your listening pleasure… only on Sex on Kava!
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Happy Bula-Ween! We’re in the thick of the annual Awa Na Kava Halloween party and we’re talking to local comedian Mike Sowa (who is now sober!) Rich Kennedy is dressed as a pirate, Newsgirl Jackie’s dressed as a slut, and Ethan’s dressed as a queer (although he claims it’s a character from Spinal Tap.) We talk about the unruly customers, how hard it is when you get sober and your jackoff friends try to convince you to go back to drinking, and how Awa Na Kava is going to fulfill its new mission of government-sanctioned rehab & employment center! Also, Newsgirl Jackie reads a ridiculous fake news story about Bill Clinton… and we’ve got Lord Channing, bestialist, who’s got a story about Freddy Mercury to match! It’s totally tasteless, but it’s a lot of fun! Write us at email@example.com
Tonight it's the genital-grabbing-themed episode of Sex on Kava as we take a call from Ralph who tells us about girls grabbing his dick in honky tonks, Ethan tells us about how he was raped as a virgin, and Jackie offers a full-throated defense of Trump’s pussy-grabbing! Also we're talking to actor Fawad Siddiqui (24, Homeland, Burn Notice), who tells us about being conservative in a liberal industry, being sad because of his divorce, and turning his pain into comedy and acting jobs! Also, Ethan loses a butt-plug, we take the Kinsey test to find out which ones of us are "queer", and we do an improv lightning round with Fawad as we interview, in succession, Mr. Payne, Harvey, David Bowie, and Lord Channing the Bestialist, and his loyal servant Punjab! It's offensive and definitely not PC, but it's pretty fuckin' funny!
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It’s Sex on Kava and tonight we’ve got Fawad Siddiqui from Homeland, 24, Graceland, and other TV shows. He’ll tell us about playing extremists, terrorists, and slurpie salesmen and the joys of being typecast. Plus we’ve got Donald Trump on the podcast, and he’ll tell us why Fawad is one of the 1% of Muslims he likes, but also why Fawad will be out of work if he gets elected president! Also, Jim Carey’s STDs, Ethan can’t do accents, and lots of racism and lack of political correctness from everyone! With Rich manning the sound effects, Jackie reading the News, and Ethan doing queer stuff, it’s Sex on Kava and it’s in your ear right now! Enjoy.
Tonight on Sex on Kava, we’re talking to Steve Miller and Vinnie Ward, two hilarious nationally touring standup comics. Newsgirl Jackie has strong opinions tonight, telling Vinnie that he’s a hairless, unattractive freak, and telling everyone that no comics have ever been funny, ever (and race has nothing to do with it!) Also, three hot girls call in and let us know what they think about the shaved vs. hairy debate, and Jackie and Rich have a story about the time they witnessed bestiality on chatroulette! Of course, Lord Channing wants to know more. It’s disgusting, listen!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava we’ve got nationally-touring comic Steve Miller! Steve met Ethan last week at a show and totally thought he was gay. What? Why would he think that? Well, Dr. Anna Lepeley calls in and explains exactly why everyone thinks Ethan is gay. Plus, we’re talking to Naughty Nadia about the men who fly her around the world for booty calls. It’s a very fancy lifestyle! #sugardaddy #sugarbaby Also, Newsgirl Jackie is tired of Ethan and all his jokes. #WrappedInCellophane Rich keeps it real with sound effects while Ethan explains the thankless job of podcast producer, and how he doesn’t appreciate Jackie’s lip. It’s an especially lively episode of Sex on Kava, taped during the 6th Anniversary celebration at Awa Na Kava! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Tonight on Sex on Kava it’s an improv-and-sketch extravaganza as we’re talking to Michael Kay about his film for Miami Loco, Skunk Ape! Also, why Ethan thought Michael was a perfect casting for in a sketch called, “Dicksuckers Anonymous”, and we talk more about Rich’s homophobic New York buddy Jimmy, and do a table read of “Jimmy’s New Neighborhood”, the sketch about the time Rich and Jimmy moved in together. Oh, and Lord Channing, aristocrat and sexual deviant, calls in to tell us about his trip to America! We also take a call from the very talented (and very high) Ashley Diaz, another actor here in South Florida. See? We knew our audience was composed of stoned artists!
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Tonight on Sex on Kava our guest is Michael Kay, local filmmaker and comic actor. We talk about weathering Hurricane Matthew here in South Florida, and Ethan tells us how he caught strep throat... (was it in the locker room?) We’re also talking about the sketch show at Villain Theater that Ethan & Michael just starred in, along with the inspiration Rich Kenendy provided to one of the sketches. Also, we tell more Polish jokes, Rich talks about 70s racism, and Newsgirl Jackie is telling us about the “Death Dildo” (the last marital aid you’ll ever need!) Plus, Douglas MacDougal, soul-weigher! It’s weird as fuck, ya’ll! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Today in Part 2 of this week’s #SexOnKava our guest is @reggietusnami of the #TsunamiTalks podcast! We’ve also got Kevin Taylor and Hennessy Williams III with some Sips of Hennessy, as we discuss “Naughty” Nadia from Part 1 and her “seduction” techniques. Also, Ethan is a freak who can suck his own dick and talks frankly about his past drug addiction, and for some reason, women seem to like this! Listen as he makes Kevin uncomfortable, Hennessy and Reggie provide wisdom and commentary, and Rich Kennedy chimes in with some delightful sound effects! Plus, the Kratom Krisis… get yours now before they ban it! Write us at email@example.com
Today on Sex on Kava, we’ve got Reggie Tsunami, local podcaster and angel dust fan! Plus, “Naughty” Nadia Danowska and Ethan are planning their first date, but there seems to be some disagreement about how it will go down. Hennessy is challenging Nadia’s assumption that “Pussy is Power”, and Rich tells us about being an ethical, and therefore inept, drug dealer. Plus we talk about the (temporarily?) halted kratom ban and start the hashtag, #PussyForKratom. And Newsgirl Nadia gives a great news story about a hooker who bit off more than she could chew! Also Kevin Taylor makes fun of Ethan for sucking his own dick. It’s filthy but it’s funny… and it will make your life better! Listen now. And write us at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Tonight on Sex on Kava we’re talking to Jon Schaeffer and Nadia Danowska, and the topic is the wonderful smell of pussy! “Tuna” in to find out whether Naughty Nadia will let Ethan have a whiff (courtesy of Newsgirl Jackie’s finger) and also we’ll learn some pussy-related pranks you can play on your significant other. Plus News with Jackie, sex with automobiles, and Lord Channing pays a visit and tells us which sexually deviant practice he considers to be “simply the best!” It’s really, really, fucking filthy and funny! Send your complaints to email@example.com
Tonight on Sex on Kava, “Naughty” Nadia Danowska is in the bar and she’s confessing her huge crush on Ethan! Plus we’ve got Jon Schaeffer and Skip Levine from the Jon Schaeffer and Other Criminals show, and they’ll tell us about male exotic dancing and how to be an asshole to get women. Plus Nadia is teaching Newsgirl Jackie about “pussy power”, to Rich’s dismay! Finally, the show falls apart when Skip gets everyone to snort cacao powder up their noses… and Ethan seems to like it a little TOO much, if you know what we mean! It’s Sex, and more, on Kava! Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org